The Fresh Prince of Grove Street (season 8)

EPYSODE ONE:
Loc dances around the kitchen, throwing odds and ends into a bowl to have as a snack. "young heeaaaarts be freeeeee tonight" Loc tosses in a slice of pizza, some Thanksgiving stuffing, and a half-eaten chocolate bar, then pours some nice milk all over it. "tiiiiiiiime is onnnnnnnn your side" Loc reaches into the cupboard for his blender, but grasps at only air. "OH NO" Loc scurries around the house, checking every drawer, every cupboard, every refrigerator, every under the bed, and every between the couch cushions for his blender, but to no avail. "CURSE YOU, THE GUY WHO STOLE MY BLENDER" "sounds like you've got a problem and could use my help" "GAH" Loc jumps up in fright, hitting his head on the ceiling. "uh sorry about that i should have knocked" "oh no no no it's a pre-snack tradition to give myself a concussion" "ANYWAY, i can find out for you who stole your blender" "great do it" "that'll be fifty bucks" "ha ha no; you said 'i can find out for you who stole your blender' not 'if you pay me fifty bucks, i can find out for you who stole your blender' you can't go altering the deal like that" "oh sorry you're right" Private Investigatour retreats into the shadows as Loc returns to the kitchen and stirs his mixture by hand.

EPYSODE TWO:
"loc good news i found the guy" Private Investigatour drags himself into Loc's living room by his shirt collar. "um okay so where is it" "where's what" "my blender" "OH THAT right right i sold the blender to the pawn shop to buy private investigation gear so i could figure out who stole the blender" "oh okay yeah that makes sense" Loc shakes Private Investigatour's hand for a job well done, then kicks Private Investigatour in the shins for stealing his blender. "ow" "do it again and the shins come off" "yessir"

EPYSODE THREE:
"shopkeepour your cousin stole my blender then sold it to you so he could find the guy who stole my blender" "are you sure? he told me that that was his own blender he'd brought from home" "well my blender has got my name written on it in permanent marker" "what a coincidence so does my cousin's blender that he sold me" "yeah because he stole it from me" "no, he said that he named his blender 'loc' after his beloved late wife, locciretta" "oh that makes sense" "i'll sell you it for fifty bucks" "deal" Loc hands Shopkeepour the money and takes his new blender home with him, ready to finally have that snack.
THE END