St. Patrick's Day Special 2017

ST. PATRICK'S DAY SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"what are you wearing for the st. patrick's day party jakey" Jakey unzips his skin to reveal that it is truly Bran inside. "why do you keep doing this" "the costume was very expensive and i want to get as much milage out of it as possible" "makes sense" "hey who's that super-cool guy" "bran, like always" "he looks a lot cooler than usual" Eif finally turns to look at Jakey, who is wearing a gigantic leprechaun costume with Michelle sitting on his shoulders. "you do realise that leprechauns are supposed to be short right" "it's avant-garde; you couldn't possibly understand" "nor would i want to" "TOP O' THE MORNIN" Taylor walks into the room wearing a one-man leprechaun costume. "wait are we all just going as leprechauns" "what else is there to dress as" "uh um potato farmers?" "pass" "all right let us go to the party" The crew heads to the St. Patrick's Day party, where they are greeted by Svart dressed as a leprechaun. "come on in" Svart ushers them all in, and they survey the crowd. "oh hmmm" "gwendolyn you didn't dress up at all" "you know what that means" The crew surrounds Gwendolyn, pinchers at the ready, but she pulls down her collar to reveal a green shirt underneath. "you got lucky this time" "who else have we got here" "a sea of leprechauns" "looks like kathy didn't show up" "makes sense; she is adamantly against wearing the colour green for it is the colour of money and should be respected above all else" "yes yes we all know (((she)))'s jewish" Brucie turns his head at the mention of Jews. "that guy is an inspiration" "yeah not letting things like 'social situations' and 'time off' detract from his spreading of the lord's light" "look at him, trying to teach the story of jesus to bendik over there, dressed as A HARLEQUIN FOETUS LEPRECHAUN"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"