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 Jakey's Angels (season 3)

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EPYSODE ONE:
"so uh angels you'll never believe this but a new super villain is at large and his name is 'the ice cream man'" "FUCK YES" "I CANNOT WAIT TO CONFISCATE HIS CONTRABAND" "wait what's he doing that's so villainous" "he is charging outrageous prices for ice cream while simultaneously sabotaging other ice cream businesses" "oh okay i was thinking maybe he was drugging the ice cream" "oh no if it was something THAT evil we'd have sent in the entire military" "jesus i'd hope so" The Angels head out for the Angelmobile and head off to the park.
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EPYSODE TWO:
"okay ice cream man you're rain of terror is finally over!!!" "sorry am i supposed to be scared of a little girl who doesn't even know how to use homophones correctly" "nah i'm just the distraction" "wha-" Grace snaps the Ice Cream Man's neck from behind. "all right!!!" "let us feast!!!" The Angels begin to eat all of the ice cream. As they eat cone after cone, a black limousine pulls up. "EAT LEAD ANGELS" The Ice Cream Man's boss, Mickey the Milkman, sprays the Angels full of lead. Grace and Gwendolyn are unscathed, due to being behind the bulletproof ice cream cart. Claire, however, is not so lucky, and is filled with lead. Mickey the Milkman speeds off as Claire begins to bleed out. "CLAIRE OH MY GOD" "p-please b-before i g-go" "yeah?" "l-let me have o-one last ice cream cone" "o-of course" Tears well up in Gwendolyn's eyes as she holds out a beautiful black raspberry ice cream cone for Claire to spend the last of her energy eating. She dies with a smile on her face, as well as a lot of ice cream.
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EPYSODE THREE:
"angels, the passing of claire was tragic and deeply troubling; this mickey the milkman must be stopped, preferably in a feature film" "yes; claire deserves to be avenged on the big screen" "she was truly the second-best of us" "now, just the two of you may not be able to get the job done, and as we cannot hope to out-cute her, so i have decided to represent a different niche entirely with her replacement" Kathy enters the room, decked out in Angels gear. "how much did you say this paid again" "pay?!" "we don't make any money!!!" "WHAT" "YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACT NOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT BYE" Kathy runs her hand over her head. "oy vey"
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