american football

This was the worst kind of game.
The entire way through, it was a back and forth. Seven lead changes.

The defense couldn't stop a team full of quadriplegics from getting into the endzone. Bill trades away Jamie Collins for freelancing or asking for money or voting for Hillary or whatever the fuck, and we come out and can't stop a man with a paper cut from bleeding out. It's fucking ridiculous.

Don't forget Tom "The GOAT" Brady underthrowing a rookie receiver in double coverage! What a great fucking read. The War and fucking Peace of pass attempts. It's a miracle it wasn't brought to the house.
Fucking Al Michaels all saying "no Patriots QB has thrown an interception this season!!!" then BOOM BANG Brady defies expectations once again and makes reads like he's fucking Colin Kaepernick.

Fucking Cyrus Jones makes his triumphant return after being put in time out only to fumble a kick return. Thank God for Nate Ebner. Bronze card in Madden Nate Ebner, carrying the team on his fucking back. No respect for special teams.

Final minute of the game, Patriots down on the TWO FUCKING YARD LINE, down by seven. Can't fucking convert. Pass play at the goal line? Pete fucking Carroll will never let you do that. Not after what you did to him two years ago.
Didn't even fucking matter anyway. I'm sure fucking Stephen "choker" Gostkowski would have missed the PAT in the clutch like the absolute fucking worthless piece of shit he's become.