H-H-H-H-Here we go
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in, too
Put your hands together if you wanna clap
As we take you through this RPG
HUH!
RP! RPG!
He's the leader of the bunch
You know him well
He's finally back
To kick some tail
His electric hand
Can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya'
It's gonna hurt
He's bigger, fatter, and lazier, too
He's the first member of RPGboot
HUH!
RP! RPG!
RP! RPGboot's here!
This guy's got style, so listen up dudes
He can chill the room to suit his mood
He's cool and groovy when he needs to be
He can play the guitar
And shoot the breeze
If you choose him, you'll not choose flawed
With a lick and a groove, he's one cool dog
HUH!
RP! RPG!
He has no style, he has no grace
His waifu has a funny face
He can grandstand when he needs to
And conjure a boulder, just for you
His abilities are such a boon
This crazy guy just hates this tune
HUH!
RP! RPG!
RP! RPGboot's here!
He's back again, and about time, too
And this time, he's in the mood
He can burn real bright with his blazing hand
With his collector's plates, his collection's bland
He'll make you frown when he shows it off
But friends come forth, 'cause he makes good pilaf
HUH!
RP! RPG!
RP! RPGboot's here!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of RPGboot
His power's so great, it isn't funny
Control of the grass certainly isn't crummy
Can grow up some plants with relative ease
Makes gardening seem such a breeze
He may depress, he may not reply
But this chap's one hell of a guy
HUH!
RP! RPG!
RP! RPGboot's here!
Come on, Sheriff; take it to the fridge
Lightning, fire, ice and grass
Stone, light, dark, and imagination
Aw yeah
Lightning, fire, ice and grass
Stone, light, dark, and imagination
Aw yeah