Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
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| Subject: Pasta Bolognese: The Good, the Bad, and Your Mother (movie 3) Wed Nov 02, 2016 4:00 pm | |
| EPYSODE ONE: "this town ain't big enough for the two of us" "so i can see" Arkansas Tom Cruise and Bandit Taylor wiggle their fingers next to their guns. "there's only one way to settle this" "mmm" "DRAW" Arkansas Tom Cruise and Bandit Taylor draw straws and compare the lengths of said straws. "WHAT" Bandit Taylor's straw is clearly the shorter of the two. "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN; THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED" "okay buddy let's get going" Sheriff Antony drags Bandit Taylor out of the town by force, as the town is only big enough for one outlaw, and Arkansas Tom Cruise has clearly won the contest. "I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE" "i'll look forward to it" THE END |
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