HALLOWEEN SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"what are you dressing up as for the costume party jakey" Jakey unzips his skin to reveal that it is truly Bran inside. "gross" "hey who's that super-cool guy" "bran, like always" "he looks a lot cooler than usual" Eif finally turns to look at Jakey, who is in a dual costume with Michelle. "are you two dressed as a rack of tits" "YES it is the best costume" "WAIT DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT DID SOMEONE STEAL MY COSTUME IDEA" Taylor stomps into the room, dressed as a rack of ribs. "oh phew i was worried for a moment" Taylor grabs Michelle's half of the costume and gives it a celebratory honk. "all right let us go to the party" Jakey, a rack of tits, a rack of ribs, and Mr. Monopoly head to the costume party, where they are greeted by the Statue of Liberty. "come on in" Svart ushers them all in, and they survey the crowd. "oh hmm" "gwendolyn you didn't dress up at all" "neither did you jakey" "what yes i did i am a left tit" "then who-" Jakey unzips himself to reveal Bran again. "gross" "oh man someone brought food!!!" The Bride of Frankenstein tries to chomp down on Taylor's costume, but is unable to pierce the fabric with her teeth. "oh dammit" "see now THAT is a costume i can barely even tell that it's really grace" "and look at brucie over there, dressed as a priest" "no, he always does that" "oh right" "but LOOK OVER THERE bendik is dressed as A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"