EPYSODE ONE:
"have you heard about that uncool guy who lives in the treehouse on the hill" "oh yeah he is such a drag" "he will never be able to get a date to prom" "especially not with the most beautiful girl in school, grace" "most certainly not, for I, eifion, the coolest guy in school, will be taking grace to the prom" "yeah no" Eifion recoils in horror. "the fuck did you-" "i have no interest in dating someone who does not share my passion for books" "... what the fuck is a books" "goodbye eifion" Grace walks away, hoping to find a quiet place to read her newest novel, Svartilocks and the Three Guys. Eifion sits down in the corner of the senior lounge, sulking. "gosh it disturbs me to see you eif'yon, looking so down in the dumps" "yeah whatever anyway help me to capture grace and stuff her in this bag so i can drag her to prom" "... but but i had a whole little musical number lined up to cheer you up" "i don't care" "goddammit" Orange walks away, dejected, with his head down.