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 Born to Ride Motorcycles (season 1)

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PostSubject: Born to Ride Motorcycles (season 1)   Tue Aug 30, 2016 6:03 pm

EPYSODE ONE:
"last call for alcohol" "oh shit uh get me uh fifty" "fifty what" "alcohols" "uh coming right up dude" Taylor leaves to get Bran fifty alcohols, chewing his stick of Trident sugar-free chewing gum. "and i'm telling YOU that you'd better get that SHIT the fuck out of my FACE or else" "or else what" "or else i'll tell teacher on you and you won't get to go outside for recess" "there's only one way to settle this" Brucie smacks Jakey across the face with a leather glove. "I CHALLENGE YOU TO MOTORCYCLES AT DAWN" "I ACCEPT"
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Ride Motorcycles (season 1)   Tue Aug 30, 2016 6:04 pm

EPYSODE TWO:
Brucie and Jakey line up side-by-side on their motorcycles at the crack of noon. "the rules are simple; first one to the big maple tree over yonder is the winner - for added fun, we have placed snipers along the road, who will try to kill you both; you are each allowed one replacement biker to carry on if you become too injured or too dead to continue" "ready?! on your marks get set gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggo" Brucie and Jakey both blast off the starting line, doing their best to avoid spikestrips and sniper fire. Brucie is content, as he is wearing a kevlar t-shirt. Jakey, however, wishes he had thought ahead. At the halfway point, Jakey is popped off his bike by a sniper bullet straight to the neck. "I'D LIKE TO TAG OUT NOW" Jakey slaps Orange's hand and passes out in a pool of his own blood as the medic treats his wounds.
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PostSubject: Re: Born to Ride Motorcycles (season 1)   Tue Aug 30, 2016 6:04 pm

EPYSODE THREE:
Brucie approaches the maple tree at high speeds, when he makes a sudden hard right to avoid an incoming sniper bullet. The bullet hits his gas tank instead, causing him to leak fuel. "no no no nononono not now NOT NOW" Brucie makes it within a a few yards of the maple before running out of fuel and sputtering to a stop. "NO SHIT" Brucie leaps off his bike and sprints full-tilt for the maple tree, when he is plugged in the shoulder by a sniper shot. Despite the shot hitting his kevlar t-shirt, the impact is still enough to topple him over and allow Orange to crash Jakey's bike straight into the maple tree. "NOOOOOOOOOOO" "AND THE WINNER IS ORANGE, STANDING IN FOR JAKEY" Orange rushes over to the ambulance where Jakey is slowly regaining consciousness. "JAKEY GOOD NEWS I WON" "oh good" "the uh bad news is i totalled the bike" "FUCK I STILL HAD PAYMENTS LEFT ON THAT" 
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