Brucie and Jakey line up side-by-side on their motorcycles at the crack of noon. "the rules are simple; first one to the big maple tree over yonder is the winner - for added fun, we have placed snipers along the road, who will try to kill you both; you are each allowed one replacement biker to carry on if you become too injured or too dead to continue" "ready?! on your marks get set gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggo" Brucie and Jakey both blast off the starting line, doing their best to avoid spikestrips and sniper fire. Brucie is content, as he is wearing a kevlar t-shirt. Jakey, however, wishes he had thought ahead. At the halfway point, Jakey is popped off his bike by a sniper bullet straight to the neck. "I'D LIKE TO TAG OUT NOW" Jakey slaps Orange's hand and passes out in a pool of his own blood as the medic treats his wounds.