The Fresh Prince of Grove Street (season 4)

EPYSODE ONE:
"grumble grumble gramble" "oh right away dude" OG Loc exits Ran Fa Li's office and hops into his Super GT, heading for the boats store. "yo shopkeepour i need some ships" "well uh this guy wearing cyan bought the last of them" "those FUCKERS" "he just left; you could probably catch him if you go right now" Loc hops into a speedboat and chases down the large freight ship. Loc takes a gigantic jump out of the water, and lands right on the freight ship, where he is immediately surrounded by San Fierro Rifa. "is this supposed to be intimidating" "kind of, yeah" "well bad news" Loc pulls out his M4 and sprays lead in a 360 degree radius. "that was strangely easy" Loc heads to the ship's wheel and heads for home.

EPYSODE TWO:
"grumble grumble gramble" "oh yes i agree" OG Loc exits Ran Fa Li's office and hops into his speedboat, heading for the underwater kingdom of New Orleans. "OH KING NEPTUNE I BESEECH THEE; PLEASE BLESS OUR SHIPPING BUSINESS AND GIVE US FAVOURABLE SAILING CONDITIONS" "man i don't know; do you have any references who could vouch for you" "oh yeah; call ryder i bet he'd vouch for me" King Neptune calls up Ryder and asks him about Loc. "loc? man that fool's a busta" "thanks that's all i needed to know" King Neptune hangs up the phone. "i don't know if i want to bless a busta" "DISCRIMINATION" "yes" Loc smacks his forehead with his palm. "okay what if i give you five dollars" "DEAL" Loc hands King Neptune five dollars and receives his blessing.

EPYSODE THREE:
"grumble grumble gramble" "yeah that is very important" OG Loc exits Ran Fa Li's office with the documents and heads for home to carefully weigh over the pros and cons of every applicant crewman. "well this guy is the world champion navigator five years running but he's also afraid of and allergic to crude oil, which i imagine will be shipped a lot through our company" Loc throws Zeus Johnson's application into the "maybe" pile. "now this guy is an up-and-coming navigator from wisconsin but then again he's from wisconsin" Loc throws Iron Jeff Mahogany's application into the "no" pile. "ah here we go; this guy is handsome + super-qualified" Loc uses his stamp on OG Loc's application, hiring him on the spot.

EPYSODE FOUR:
"grumble grumble gramble" "oh fuck i've got to stop them" OG Loc runs out of Ran Fa Li's office and hops into his Super GT, peeling out and heading for the bank. Bank Tellour sits behind the counter. "I NEED ACCESS TO RAN FA LI'S SAFE DEPOSIT BOX" "but a bunch of men in cyan just emptied his box" "FUCK I'M TOO LATE" Loc sprints out of the bank and hops back into his Super GT, thankful that Guppy had had the foresight to install a tracker into Ran Fa Li's shipping papers. Loc follows the signal to an abandonned alley, and sees the papers lying on the ground. "now to grab them and fall into the carefully-laid trap" Loc pulls out a reach-o-matic 5,000 and grabs and extracts the papers from the end of the alleyway. The cage falls down onto nothing at all, and the Rifa curse their luck as Loc drives off, giggling like a man posessed by a creature that can't stop giggling or it will explode.

EPYSODE FIVE:
"grumble grumble gramble" "oh boy how i have waited for this day" OG Loc and Ran Fa Li watch as the fleet of ships sail out to sea and are suddenly struck by a bolt of lightning, sinking them all at once. "..." "..." "well easy come easy go" "grumble grumble gramble" "you said it, ran fa li"
THE END