"guys we have to get out of here" "but our shift doesn't end until four o'clock" "what time is it now" "3:55" "WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT" Jakey falls to the ground, single tears of hopelessness falling from his eyes. "what did we do to deserve this fate" "i'll go get the manager" Amiee :3 fights off her weariness and stumbles over to the manager's office. "hey buddy my coworker is feeling really hopeless so i was wondering if we could leave five minutes early" "no" "b-" "no get back to work" "fine" Amiee :3 turns around, subtly grabbing a letter opener off the manager's desk. "on second thought" Amiee :3 hucks the letter opener into the manager's skull, killing him instantly and alerting security. Soon, Amiee :3 is surrounded by HARLEQUIN FOETUS ACCOUNTANTS
Jakey grabs the harlequin foetus clone by the head, and drives his knee into its face, sending it staggering back. Eif backflips over the harlequin foetus clone, and stabs it in the chest. Eif kicks the harlequin foetus clone off of his sword, sending it flying through the air, where Bran kicks it higher into the air, chucking his sword into its head. Bran rolls out of the way, allowing Jakey to backflip and land on the harlequin foetus clone, pulling out the sword in its head. Jakey takes both swords and slices the harlequin foetus clone in half. "welp" "shouldn't we get some powers now" "we already got those" "but-" "fuck off" "hey look he was created by some guy called 'svart'" "could that be the same svart who burnt down the village?!" "..." "..." "THAT IS A STUPID IDEA AND YOU ARE STUPID FOR HAVING IT"