Teh Forum RPG [Remake] IV: Limbo Campaign

CHAPTOUR ONE:
"ugh where am i" "why you're in limbo of course" A few accountants type at their keyboards in unison as the clock slowly ticks on to the end of the day. The sheer boredom from the atmosphere of the office makes Jakey and Amiee :3 begin to fall asleep. Taylor is unfazed. "so where are-" "it's casual friday and you aren't looking very casual" "well i-" "GET HIM" The accountants leap from behind their desks and begin to tear Jakey limb from limb for not respecting the sanctity of Casual Friday. "HELP HELP PLEASE" Amiee :3 collpases to the ground and falls asleep. Taylor assists in the tearing limb from limb of Jakey by the HARLEQUIN FOETUS ACCOUNTANTS
Jakey grabs the harlequin foetus clone by the head, and drives his knee into its face, sending it staggering back. Eif backflips over the harlequin foetus clone, and stabs it in the chest. Eif kicks the harlequin foetus clone off of his sword, sending it flying through the air, where Bran kicks it higher into the air, chucking his sword into its head. Bran rolls out of the way, allowing Jakey to backflip and land on the harlequin foetus clone, pulling out the sword in its head. Jakey takes both swords and slices the harlequin foetus clone in half. "welp" "shouldn't we get some powers now" "we already got those" "but-" "fuck off" "hey look he was created by some guy called 'svart'" "could that be the same svart who burnt down the village?!" "..." "..." "THAT IS A STUPID IDEA AND YOU ARE STUPID FOR HAVING IT"

CHAPTOUR TWO:
"guys we have to get out of here" "but our shift doesn't end until four o'clock" "what time is it now" "3:55" "WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT" Jakey falls to the ground, single tears of hopelessness falling from his eyes. "what did we do to deserve this fate" "i'll go get the manager" Amiee :3 fights off her weariness and stumbles over to the manager's office. "hey buddy my coworker is feeling really hopeless so i was wondering if we could leave five minutes early" "no" "b-" "no get back to work" "fine" Amiee :3 turns around, subtly grabbing a letter opener off the manager's desk. "on second thought" Amiee :3 hucks the letter opener into the manager's skull, killing him instantly and alerting security. Soon, Amiee :3 is surrounded by HARLEQUIN FOETUS ACCOUNTANTS
Jakey grabs the harlequin foetus clone by the head, and drives his knee into its face, sending it staggering back. Eif backflips over the harlequin foetus clone, and stabs it in the chest. Eif kicks the harlequin foetus clone off of his sword, sending it flying through the air, where Bran kicks it higher into the air, chucking his sword into its head. Bran rolls out of the way, allowing Jakey to backflip and land on the harlequin foetus clone, pulling out the sword in its head. Jakey takes both swords and slices the harlequin foetus clone in half. "welp" "shouldn't we get some powers now" "we already got those" "but-" "fuck off" "hey look he was created by some guy called 'svart'" "could that be the same svart who burnt down the village?!" "..." "..." "THAT IS A STUPID IDEA AND YOU ARE STUPID FOR HAVING IT"

CHAPTOUR THREE:
"okay we can leave now; the manager is okay with it" "YES" Jakey runs over to the door, but it is locked. "man, if only the fathers of metal and our lord and saviour jesus christ were here inexplicably" Just then, Jesus Christ kicks down the door to the office, crushing Jakey beneath it. "... oops sorry bro" Jesus helps Jakey up while Black Sabbath reinvigourate him and Amiee :3 with life. "all right guys; head through this portal to get back to earth and meet up with your friends" "?" "your sister" "OH RIGHT i was wondering where she'd gotten to" Jesus conjures up the portal to earth, and Jakey, Amiee :3, and Taylor walk through it. "aw man i was hoping you'd stay dead" Michelle pushes Eif over and runs toward Jakey. "jakey i was so worried; what if you never came back - who then would take me home"
THE END