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 Teh Forum RPG [Remake] IV: Hell Campaign

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PostSubject: Teh Forum RPG [Remake] IV: Hell Campaign   Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:19 am

CHAPTOUR ONE:
"ugh where am i" "why you're in HELL of course" A band of devils strum their electric guitars in unison as the fire obscuring the reception area disperse. The intense heat from the flames makes Tony and Sheriff Antony sweat uncontrollably. Eif is unfazed. "where are the other guys i don't particularly care for" "probably heaven or some shit" "oh that is so like them; ditching us in this place" "they are probably having carnal relations with angels as we speak" "the fucking nerve" "don't concern yourselves with the affairs of those wet fucking blankets; come, we have the finest entertainment by the finest in all of heavy fucking metal; black sabbath" "FUCK YES" Eif, Tony, and Sheriff Antony are escorted to the Black Sabbath show by a murder of HARLEQUIN FOETUS DEVILS
Jakey grabs the harlequin foetus clone by the head, and drives his knee into its face, sending it staggering back. Eif backflips over the harlequin foetus clone, and stabs it in the chest. Eif kicks the harlequin foetus clone off of his sword, sending it flying through the air, where Bran kicks it higher into the air, chucking his sword into its head. Bran rolls out of the way, allowing Jakey to backflip and land on the harlequin foetus clone, pulling out the sword in its head. Jakey takes both swords and slices the harlequin foetus clone in half. "welp" "shouldn't we get some powers now" "we already got those" "but-" "fuck off" "hey look he was created by some guy called 'svart'" "could that be the same svart who burnt down the village?!" "..." "..." "THAT IS A STUPID IDEA AND YOU ARE STUPID FOR HAVING IT"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Remake] IV: Hell Campaign   Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:19 am

CHAPTOUR TWO:
"guys we have to get out of here" "what why this shit is great" "i hate old music it sucks" "he has a point" "goddammit fine" "no good the door's locked" "OH WELL GUESS WE'VE GOT TO STAY AND LISTEN TO BLACK SABBATH FOREVER" "i'm going to go see the manager" "we'll be here, shaking our" Tony stomps up to the sound guy's booth, only to find that the sound guy is dead. "jesus fuck" Tony reaches for the volume knob, but merely touching it encases his hand in ice. "oh for fuck's sake" Tony cracks open the ice cube with one chop from his other hand, and rips off the shirt of the sound guy, using it as a barrier between his hand and the knob to turn the volume off. "OI WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUSIC" Tony is suddenly surrounded by HARLEQUIN FOETUS DEVILS
Jakey grabs the harlequin foetus clone by the head, and drives his knee into its face, sending it staggering back. Eif backflips over the harlequin foetus clone, and stabs it in the chest. Eif kicks the harlequin foetus clone off of his sword, sending it flying through the air, where Bran kicks it higher into the air, chucking his sword into its head. Bran rolls out of the way, allowing Jakey to backflip and land on the harlequin foetus clone, pulling out the sword in its head. Jakey takes both swords and slices the harlequin foetus clone in half. "welp" "shouldn't we get some powers now" "we already got those" "but-" "fuck off" "hey look he was created by some guy called 'svart'" "could that be the same svart who burnt down the village?!" "..." "..." "THAT IS A STUPID IDEA AND YOU ARE STUPID FOR HAVING IT"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Remake] IV: Hell Campaign   Sun Aug 21, 2016 3:19 am

CHAPTOUR THREE:
"WHY DID YOU STOP THE MUSIC" "THAT SHIT WAS TIGHT YO" "no it was shit and you're a retard for liking it" "fair enough" "oi is it just me or are we supposed to say something here" Toni Iommi whispers into Ozzy Osbourne's ear. "OH right so uh we're supposed to give you a cryptic hint as to what you need to do but fuck it; we're going there straight away" Ozzy Osbourne grabs a bat from the rafters and bites its head off, teleporting the group to Heaven, where they fall from the sky straight into an arena where Bran, Michelle, and Svart are. Jesus is lying in the corner, unconscious."ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLLLLLL" Black Sabbath play their hardest metal, and Stryper fall to the ground, defeated. "shit" Michael Sweet collapses, opening a portal back to earth. "all right let's go" "eh we're going to stay here and rock with jesus" "fair enough" Everyone waves goodbye as Eif, Tony, Sheriff Antony, Michelle, Bran, and Svart head back to earth where they belong.
TO BE CONTINUED
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