CHAPTOUR TWO:
"guys we have to get out of here" "what why this shit is great" "i hate old music it sucks" "he has a point" "goddammit fine" "no good the door's locked" "OH WELL GUESS WE'VE GOT TO STAY AND LISTEN TO BLACK SABBATH FOREVER" "i'm going to go see the manager" "we'll be here, shaking our" Tony stomps up to the sound guy's booth, only to find that the sound guy is dead. "jesus fuck" Tony reaches for the volume knob, but merely touching it encases his hand in ice. "oh for fuck's sake" Tony cracks open the ice cube with one chop from his other hand, and rips off the shirt of the sound guy, using it as a barrier between his hand and the knob to turn the volume off. "OI WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUSIC" Tony is suddenly surrounded by HARLEQUIN FOETUS DEVILS
Jakey grabs the harlequin foetus clone by the head, and drives his knee into its face, sending it staggering back. Eif backflips over the harlequin foetus clone, and stabs it in the chest. Eif kicks the harlequin foetus clone off of his sword, sending it flying through the air, where Bran kicks it higher into the air, chucking his sword into its head. Bran rolls out of the way, allowing Jakey to backflip and land on the harlequin foetus clone, pulling out the sword in its head. Jakey takes both swords and slices the harlequin foetus clone in half. "welp" "shouldn't we get some powers now" "we already got those" "but-" "fuck off" "hey look he was created by some guy called 'svart'" "could that be the same svart who burnt down the village?!" "..." "..." "THAT IS A STUPID IDEA AND YOU ARE STUPID FOR HAVING IT"