"we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of chef amiee :3, the greatest chef that time had ever known" "WHY DO THE GOOD ONES ALWAYS DIE SO YOUNG" Jakey blows his nose very loudly. "luckily, chef amiee :3 believed in reincarnation, so check this out" Chef Amiee :3's ashes stir, and from them rise a naked Amiee :3. "GAH" Everyone whips out their phones and begins taking pictures. "oops sorry" Father Brucie hands Amiee :3 some clothes. "so now that you're back among the living, what have you reincarnated as" "the editor-in-chief of an esteemed newspaper, the amiee :3 post" "so it is written, so it shall be" Father Brucie stamps the documents, and Amiee :3 is given complete control over her own newspaper. "god bless us; every one of us"