Neo Super-Magical Kawaii Desu Show-Kun!!! (season 1)

EPYSODE ONE:
In the distant year of 20XX, the new world of Neo Japan has been plunged into chaos. The evil Neo Emperor Eif-chan has taken over the nation after the death of his great great great (...) great great great grandfather. Only one hero can stop the evil Neo Emperor Eif-chan, and that is Sheriff Antony-kun, the chosen one. Unfortunately, after losing the court battle of Michelle-sama v. Senpai, Sheriff Antony-kun was forced into hiding, and has not been seen since. It is the duty of our brave neo heroes to find the only man who can bring down the neo emperor.
"neo friends; today is the day we find sheriff antony-kun" "you say that every day" "but this time i mean it" "you also say that every day" "and one day i will be correct" "fair enough" Jakey-kun 20XX reaches into a nearby neo bush and pulls out Sheriff Antony-kun. "aw how'd you find me" Jakey-kun 20XX gives Sheriff Antony-kun a neo shrug. "can you put me back now" "no we need you to defeat the evil neo emperor eif-chan" "after that can i go back to my bush" "we'll see" "great"

EPYSODE TWO:
"in order to defeat the evil neo emperor eif-chan, you will need to unlock your true neo power" "all right lay it on me i'm ready" "NO YOU'RE NOT" "okay don't lay it on me bye" Jakey-kun 20XX grabs Sheriff Antony-kun before he can walk off. "dude listen; you need to collect the seven mystic neo artefacts and take them to the neo temple of the neo gods on the top of neo mt. fuji" "oh do you mean these" Sheriff Antony-kun holds out seven baubles he'd found lying around. "yes, yes i do" "sweet" "all right off you go to neo mt. fuji" Sheriff Antony-kun takes a seat on the neo ski lift that takes him to the Neo Temple of the Neo Gods at the top of Neo Mt. Fuji.
"oh ancient gods-" Brucie-chan 20XX smacks Sheriff Antony-kun's knuckles with a neo ruler. "dude these aren't the ancient gods they're the neo gods show some respect" "s-sorry" Sheriff Antony-kun kneels back down. "oh neo gods please imbue me with the uh neo power to defeat the evil whatever" "okay" The Neo Gods imbue Sheriff Antony-kun with their most powerful neo power. "thanks bye" "don't mention it"

EPYSODE THREE:
"all right evil uh guy prepare to face my uh wrath?" "neo wrath*" "fuck off jakey-kun 20XX" "all right kid let's see what you've got" Neo Emperor Eif-chan descends from his neo throne and tears off his neo cloak. "have at you sheriff antony-kun" "have at yourself faggot" "ow that really hurt me right in my little feelings" Neo Emperor Eif-chan delivers a wicked neo haymaker to the side of Sheriff Antony-kun's skull. "and that really hurt you in the side of your head so we're even" "didn't even feel it" "0/10" "not even trolling" "that makes me upset" "good; you need to be upset for my ultimate attack to work" Sheriff Antony-kun kicks Neo Emperor Eif-chan in the shins, knocking him right over. "help me my minions" "i'd... rather not" "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" Neo Emperor Eif-chan is consumed by the neo dragon that emerges from his shin wound, leaving only neo ashes behind. "can i go back to my bush now" "fine whatever" Sheriff Antony-kun leaves the neo throne room. "okay so who will be the new neo evil emperor" "i nominate myself" "i too nominate myself" "we won't get anywhere just nominating ourselves" "okay then i nominate scraps-kun 20XX" "seconded" "then so it shall be" Bran-sama 20XX places Scraps-kun 20XX onto the neo throne. Scraps-kun 20XX wags his neo tail and barks happily. "it shall be done my emperor" Amiee :3-kun 20XX heads off to prepare the troops for an all-out war on Neo Alabama.
THE END