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 The Curse of the Black Togekiss (season 1)

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PostSubject: The Curse of the Black Togekiss (season 1)   Sun Jul 31, 2016 5:07 pm

EPYSODE ONE:
"all right boys i've got a map to a buried treasure and it's time for us to dig that shit UP" "arrrrrrrgh we be with ye cap'n" "good because first we need the decoder lens to actually read the map, and the only one is in port royal, in posession of the governess yuko" "arrrgh that... certainly be complicatin' things cap'n" Jakey and his crew board The Black Togekiss and hoist anchor, shoving off for Port Royal. "WAIT WAIT NO STOP" Kathy dive into the water and climbs up the side of the ship before it gets up to speed. "kathy you shouldn't be out here all wet like that you could get pneumonia" Kathy glares at Jakey with the most intensity she can muster.
"governess yuko we have word of a group of sailors coming to steal our decoder lens" "let them come to us / have all men at the ready / we will strike them down" "as you wish my lady"
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PostSubject: Re: The Curse of the Black Togekiss (season 1)   Sun Jul 31, 2016 5:08 pm

EPYSODE TWO:
"arrrrrrgh he we be cap'n" "why are the city's defenses firing at us; how do they know who we are" "arrrrrrrrgh i be sellin' our story to the papers for a quick buck cap'n" "fair enough" There is a brief pause. "... why are you not firing back yet" "arrrrrrgh OH RIGHT cap'n" Magentabeard and Cyanbeard man the cannons and fire upon the city, killing both of its guards. "damn them and their guns / if only we'd had three men / then we would have won" "hindsight is 20/20" Jakey holds his cutlass up to Governess Yuko's thoat. "the decoder lens, if you would" "take it, you scoundrel / you'll never get the treasure / so it matters not" "sure sure whatever" Jakey studies the map. "okay boys and kathy according to this map, we have to sail through the sea of lost souls" "wait isn't that the one with all the ghost ships" "the one and only" "joy"
"OoOoOoOoOoOo TuRn BaCk NoW bEfOrE iT's ToO lAtE" "pfft" The Black Togekiss stays its course. "YoU wErE wArNeD" A ghost cannonball scores a direct hit on The Black Togekiss, but since it is incorporeal, it sails right through with no effect whatsoever. "FUCK" Ghost Captain Claire chucks her hat onto the deck as The Black Togekiss sails straight through her ship.
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PostSubject: Re: The Curse of the Black Togekiss (season 1)   Sun Jul 31, 2016 5:08 pm

EPYSODE THREE:
"well here we are; the hidden island indicated on this map" "arrrrrgh since it don't be havin' a name cap'n maybe ye should be givin' it a name" "good idea mauvebeard i will call it 'little canada'" Jakey plants a Canadian flag on the island and walks over to the large red X on the ground. "dig here boys while kathy and i sit under the shade of this tree and try not to get sunburnt" "arrrrrrrrgh aye-aye cap'n" While Jakey and Kathy sit under the shade of a palm tree and play on their phones, the crew digs up a large chest. "arrrrgh cap'n here it be" "oh boy oh boy oh" Jakey dashes over and flips open the lid. "... t-tampons?!" "oh boy load it up boys" The crew loads the chest onto The Black Togekiss and sails for home.
"are you sure you boys don't want any of the treasure" "yeah you can have it all we don't mind" "arrrrrrgh that be right miss kathy" "suit yourselves" Jakey. Michelle, and the crew leave Kathy's house and leave her with the chest and its contents. Kathy looks back and forth repeatedly to make sure everyone's left, then removes the thin layer of tampons from on top of the real treasure: 10,000 gold doubloons. Kathy begins to cackle and laugh maniacally.
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