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PostSubject: Justice Hero Super League (season 2)   Sun Jul 31, 2016 5:07 pm

EPYSODE ONE:
INTRODUCING THE JUSTICE HERO SUPER LEAGUE! THE TOMATO OF JUSTICE, WITH THE ABILITY TO QUICKLY DISPENSE JUSTICE OVER A LARGE AREA! GREATMAN, WITH THE ABILITY TO BE REALLY GREAT! HORSEFACE, WITH THE ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE WITH HORSES! THE SILVER BULLET JR., WITH THE ABILITY TO UTTERLY DESTROY AN ENEMY BY LAUNCHING HIMSELF AT THEM AT HIGH SPEEDS! ONCE! HERCULES, A GREEK GOD AND THE SON OF ZEUS! THE BRUTE, WHO IS REALLY BIG AND STRONG AND ANGRY! AND "THE BAG", A MYSTERIOUS MASTER OF DISGUISE! TOGETHER, THEY FORM THE JUSTICE HERO SUPER LEAGUE! A LEAGUE OF SUPERHEROES BANDED TOGETHER TO FIGHT EVIL!
"all right my niggas the big game is about to start and i've got the chips AND the dips" "aw shit nigga" "so much better than last year where we only had the dips" "or the year before where we only had a vegetable tray" All of a sudden, the Super Big Game pre-show is interrupted by Sting on the monitor. "uh chief you do realise the big game is about to come on right" "yes greatman but crime doesn't stop for big games or even super big games" The entire JHSL groans in unison. "the gazeebo is holding hostages high up in an office block and has men guarding all entrances (who will send a signal to the gazeebo to kill all the hostages if they see trouble or are knocked out), so you'll need to send someone who can fly and break a window" Greatman buries his face in his hands. "OF COURSE this is how it is because NO ONE ELSE HERE CAN FLY" Greatman grabs The Silver Bullet Jr., storms out of the room, and flies off to the office block. "help help" "no one can save you now lady" "wait what's that" "it's an eagle" "it's an aviator" "no it's GREATMAN" "yeah yeah what the fuck ever" Greatman launches The Silver Bullet Jr. through the window and into The Gazeebo, killing both instantly. "you are our hero greatman" "whatever" Greatman flies back home, hoping he didn't miss the national anthem, performed by none other than Devo. "dude you missed it they kicked off the ball and the other team ran it back for like fifty touchdowns" "yeah they called it the greatest sports moment in history and cancelled sports forever because it will never be topped" "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
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