Kniggaz of the Round Table (season 2)

EPYSODE ONE:
"hark nigga; thine king doth beseech thee" "ayo what thou want my leige" "some cracka-ass wizard be frontin' on mine turf" "i shalt have words with this cracka my lord" "see that thou doth" Sir Tyrone takes his leave of King Terrell's throne room. "come, mine squire; we about to busteth a cap in this cracka" "VERILY" Squire Darnell eagerly follows Sir Tyrone, hoping that one day he, too, will be as gallant a knigga as Sir Tyrone.
"ayo cracka-ass wizard what be thine dealeo" "A POX UPON THINE KINGDOM" The cracka-ass wizard wiggles his fingers. "uh-" "COME CATCHETH ME IF THOU DAREST" The cracka-ass wizard grabs Squire Darnell and disappears in a puff of smoke. "SQUIRE DARNELL NOOOOOOOOO" Sir Tyrone ruhes into the knigga barracks. "AYO WE GOT YON EMERGENCY" "ah no didst sir desean smoketh all our kush again" "SQUIRE DARNELL HATH BEEN KIDNAPPED BY YON CRACKA-ASS WIZARD" "shiiieeeeeeeeeeet"

EPYSODE TWO:
The five gallant kniggaz ride off across the plains in search of a sign of Squire Darnell or the cracka-ass wizard. "hold" Sir Tyrone stops the group. "this doth look like the magic staff of yon cracka-ass wizard" "and point thine eyes hither - it be a joint belonging to squire darnell" "we must be close" "look thither - there be some sort of tower" "cracka-ass magic doth radiate from thither tower" The kniggaz hop back onto their loyal steeds and ride off for thither tower.
"ahahahaha poor squire thou wilst be perfect bait" "thou wilst never get away with yon plan cracka" The cracka-ass wizard yawns loudly. "oh feast thine eyes hither; yon saviours hast arrived" Squire Darnell and the cracka-ass wizard watch as the kniggaz deftly avoid all of the cracka-ass wizard's traps. "FUCK"

EPYSODE THREE:
"SURRENDER, CRACKA, WE HAST THOU OUTMATCHED" "thou mayst have numbers, but i hast the advantage" The cracka-ass wizard grabs Sir Darnell and holds a magic wand to his head. "one move and i blowest thine brains out, squire" "shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeet" "do not worry about mine life kniggaz; defeat yon cracka-ass wizard and save thine kingdom" Squire Darnell rams his head into the cracka-ass wizard's wand, killing himself and stunning the cracka-ass wizard. The kniggaz quickly surround and behead the cracka-ass wizard. "shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeet"
"we be-est gathered hither on this day to remember yon heroic squire who gaveth hist own life to save our kingdom from the cracka-ass wizard" "shiiieeeeet" King Terrell nods. "since he wast thine squire, sir tyrone, thou shalt poureth out a 40 for thine homeboy" Sir Tyrone nods and grabs the 40oz bottle of liquor from King Terrell's hands. "rip, squire darnell" Sir Tyrone poureth out the 40 in loving memory of Squire Darnell.
THE END