"SURRENDER, CRACKA, WE HAST THOU OUTMATCHED" "thou mayst have numbers, but i hast the advantage" The cracka-ass wizard grabs Sir Darnell and holds a magic wand to his head. "one move and i blowest thine brains out, squire" "shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeet" "do not worry about mine life kniggaz; defeat yon cracka-ass wizard and save thine kingdom" Squire Darnell rams his head into the cracka-ass wizard's wand, killing himself and stunning the cracka-ass wizard. The kniggaz quickly surround and behead the cracka-ass wizard. "shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeet"
"we be-est gathered hither on this day to remember yon heroic squire who gaveth hist own life to save our kingdom from the cracka-ass wizard" "shiiieeeeet" King Terrell nods. "since he wast thine squire, sir tyrone, thou shalt poureth out a 40 for thine homeboy" Sir Tyrone nods and grabs the 40oz bottle of liquor from King Terrell's hands. "rip, squire darnell" Sir Tyrone poureth out the 40 in loving memory of Squire Darnell.