Middle Side Story

EPYSODE ONE:
"yo brucie come on let's crash this party" "crashing parties is my life + favourite naked" Brucie and Orange head to the fancy party and crash the fuck out of that shit. "i feel so alive" Brucie doesn't hear Orange's jubulations, as his gaze is transfixed on a showering beauty. "i may have a new favourite naked" As the lady exits the shower, towels off, and gets dressed, Brucie plans his introduction. When the girl enters the main room, Brucie makes his move. "h-hello my name is brucie" "cool" The girl walks right past. "wait what's your name" "kathy" "i will remember you forever kathy" "whatever"

EPYSODE TWO:
"dude i am so in love with this girl; i need to marry her" "dude she's from the middle side; we are at war with the middle side" "LOVE WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY"
"dude i am so in love with this money; i need more of it" "kathy you have a lot of money i can't think of any way you can get any more" "LOVE WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY" Kathy thinks for a moment. "okay so i have a plan" "oh boy" "i am going to fake my own death and collect the life insurance money" "i can see no flaws in this plan my lady" "damn straight"

EPYSODE THREE:
"oh no my dear kathy is dead" A single tear streams down Brucie's cheek. "i must take my own life at her burial site so that we two may be together forever and also ever" "DUDE YOU ONLY SAID HELLO TO HER ONCE AND SHE DIDN'T SEEM THAT INTO YOU" "sorry can't hear you too busy mixing up a poison la la la lala"
Brucie opens up the door to Kathy's tomb, where she lay silent. "now my love; it is time for us to be together forever" Brucie gives Kathy a quick hug and squeezes her left breast a bit. "boop boop" Brucie then imbibes the poison as Kathy opens her eyes. "..." Kathy shoves Brucie off of her, taking his wallet, and rubs her left breast. "welp time to collect my insurance money" Kathy skips off happily.
THE END