So, there was this one time, in, like an enchanted realm and shit? The evil queen Kathy walks up to her magic mirror. "mirror mirror on the wall; who's the blondest bimbo of all" "what is without is more important than what is within; the blondest babe is gwendolyn" "what that's fuckin bullshit you fuckin goddamn piece of shit" Kathy kicks in the magic mirror's glass, and pulls out a second, more ornate magic mirror. "mirror mirror in my hand; who's the blondest in the land" "i believe you know of she; her name begins with a G" "FUCK" Kathy throws the second mirror to the ground and grabs a third out of storage. "mirror mirror twas in the shed; whose hair is blondest on their head" "gwendolyn" "GODDAMMIT"