purple + green: the album

here are some highlights from the album purple and i never released

"Under the Shit Car"

Sometimes I feel like
I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like
My only friend
Is the Shit Car I live in
The Shit Car of angels
Lonely as I am
Together we cry

you get the joke





"ShoeBox Hero"

Standin' in the store
With his head hung low
Didn't have no money
But he needed the shoe
Saw the box on the shelf
He could picture the warmth
Put the box in his anal
And like a desperate thief

He ran out of the store
Heard the beep of the machine that detects stolen items
Felt shoe in his anal
And the very next day

He got a tub of laxative
From the pharmacist's store
Didn't know how to use them
But he knew for sure
That one shoebox
Felt good in his anal
Didn't take long
To get used to it

So he started crammin'
Ain't never gonna stop
There would be cramming
Someday gonna beat the record

AND BE A SHOE
BOX
HERO
GOT SHOES IN HIS ANAL
AND BE A SHOE
BOX
HERO
GOT SHOES IN HIS ANAL
He'll beat the record
Tonight

(guitar solo -- Lewis)

You need kool-aid
Baby, I'm not fool-aid
I'm gonna send yeah
Back to school-aid
Way down inside
I'm gonna give you it
I'm gonna give you every inch of it

Oh, wanna whole lotta it

(guitar solo -- Lewis)

I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs aren't thin
But don't ask me what I think of shoe
I might not give the answer that you want me to

(guitar solo -- Lewis)

So he started crammin'
Ain't never gonna stop
There would be cramming
Someday gonna beat the record

AND BE A SHOE
BOX
HERO
GOT SHOES IN HIS ANAL
AND BE A SHOE
BOX
HERO
GOT SHOES IN HIS ANAL
SHOE 
BOX 
HERO
SHOE 
BOX
HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He's got shoes in his anal
SHOES IN HIS ANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
(classic ending)





"Sittin' Chair"

Sittin' here in my chair
It's pretty comfortable
Not too comfortable, though
Chillin' out maxin', relaxin' all cool
When the chair breaks oh no
(Eif's like "oh nooooooooooooo")

Oh no
Look at what has transpired
My chair is all broken
This is the worst day ever
I'm gonna go kill myself

(during this verse, the vocals are turned down, and Eif loudly drinks some Pepsi Max, and says "ahh, the refreshing taste of Pepsi Max")
Writin' out my will
It's pretty well-written
Not too well-written, though
Bawlin' my eyes out, cryin' all sad
When the pen breaks oh no
(Eif's like "oh noooooooooooooo")

Oh no
Look at what has transpired
My pen is all broken
This is the worst day ever
I'm gonna go kill myself

(guitar solo -- Lewis)
(during the solo, Jakey loudly eats some breadsticks, and says "ahh, the wholesome taste of Pizza Hut breadsticks")

Gettin' out my gun
It's pretty powerful
Not too powerful, though
Aimin' my gun at, preparin' all ready
When the gun breaks oh no
(Eif's like "oh noooooooooooooo")

Oh no
Look at what has transpired
My gun is all broken
This is the worst day ever
I'm gonna go kill myself
(Eif's like "oh wait")
... fuck
Well, at least I have PS3 games t-...
...
...
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK





"Ballad of the PS3 Games"





















































































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