Little Teal Riding Hood

CHAPTOUR ONE:
"NOW taylor it is of utmost importance that you deliver this robert truckdriver repellant to your dear sheriff antony QUICKLY or he will be eaten by the big bad robert truckdriver" "ON IT" Taylor dons his teal hood and rushes out the door. "oh wow look at these sweet rpgboot action figures growing in the woods" Taylor grabs five Taylor action figures and plays as though Taylor were every RPGboot protagonist. "'wow taylor your wind powers are the most useful powers ever' 'oh thanks taylor yours aren't too shabby either'" After hours of having fun, Taylor remembers his task. He replants the Taylor action figures, and hucks the other figures off a cliff, then runs to Sheriff Antony's house.
"yo sheriff i'm here" "Come Closer I Am Just A Weakly Sheriff" Taylor approaches Sheriff Antony, who lays on his bed. "my sheriff antony, what big eyes you have" "All The Better To Watch My Stories With Citizen" "my sheriff antony what big ears you have" "All The Better To Listen To Metallica's Hard Grooves With Citizen" "my sheriff antony what a big mouth you have" "All The Better To Eat You With Citizen" The Big Bad Robert Truckdriver lunges at Taylor, who swiftly pulls out his gun and pops a silver bullet into The Big Bad Robert Truckdriver's chest. "Shit" The Big Bad Robert Truckdriver burns to death with holy flame, releasing Sheriff Antony from his stomach. Sheriff Antony walks over to Taylor and slaps him across the face. "YOU HAD ONE JOB AND YOU FUCKED IT UP"
THE END