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 The Boy Who Cried HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT

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PostSubject: The Boy Who Cried HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT   Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:35 pm

CHAPTOUR ONE:
Our story begins in a quaint little hamlet; little and quaint even as far as hamlets go. The town was plagued by monstrous creatures known as harlequin foetus knights, which killed its citizens in horrific, graphic ways (after which forced sexual intercourse may or may not take place, depending on the creature's mood). On one summer day, a young boy named Brucie grew bored of his toys and his games, and decided to make his own fun. "GUARDS COME QUICK QUICKLY A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh-WAIT A MINUTE there's no HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT here" "do ho ho you fell for it" "cute"
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PostSubject: Re: The Boy Who Cried HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT   Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:36 pm

CHAPTOUR TWO:
"GUARDS GUARDS OH MY GOD PLEASE HELP IT'S A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh-..." Sheriff Antony shakes his head. "listen kid you're an annoying piece of shit and you need to realise that we have to be alert for actual HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT attacks" "yessir" "good" Sheriff Antony walks off, and not an hour later, he hears another yell. "DUDE FOR REAL THIS TIME A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh-... okay kid i'm done enjoy your jokes" Sheriff Antony walks off, shaking his head.
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PostSubject: Re: The Boy Who Cried HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT   Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:36 pm

CHAPTOUR THREE:
Brucie kicked a rock into the side of a building, unhappy at having to find a new game to play. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a menacing figure approaching him, which he immediately recognised as A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT "HELP HELP IT'S REALLY A REAL HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
But no one came to help. Sheriff Antony did not twirl his revolvers and laugh under his breath. Bran did not launch the harlequin foetus knight skyward for Sheriff Antony to shoot like skeet. Taylor did not leap into the air to impale the beast. Tony did not charge the beast, unleashing his sword's energy into a terrible spiral. Michelle did not kick it into a wall. Jakey and Eif did play Strip Hopscotch, but that was their standard evening ritual. No one got struck by magical energy and gained powers. No one cared as Brucie was devoured by harlequin foetus knights. His parents enjoyed the life insurance payout, and used it to fulfill all the dreams they'd had, but been unable to accomplish since having a child. Life for the citizens of the town was 100% improved, all around.
THE END
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