EPYSODE ONE:
"man this bombing was a bad one" Sheriff Antony looks around. "i mean, shit, look at all this rubble and shit" "i'm looking at it" "sheriff antony we have found a survivor!!!" "good work" "it is isn't it" "uh who are you" "i am deputy orange; who are you" "i uh can't remember" "GASP" Deputy Orange stares at the survivor, horrified. "i can't remember much of anything" "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH keep it down don't you know that having amnesia is illegal here in alabama" "i can't say i do" "shit shit shit" "deputy orange who is this" "i can't-" "THIS IS TOTALLY UH AGATHA" "agatha?!" "YES THAT IS TOTALLY HER NAME NOW I WILL TAKE HER HOME LET'S GO AGGY" "well uh good luck with that" Sheriff Antony stays behind to admire the destruction. "i mean, look at this jagged edge; you just don't get that from an ameteur bombing, let me tell you"