"jakey-kun i hope you are happy; now super-magical kawaii desu show-kun!!! will be cancelled" "actually, i bought the show and have made a few creative tweaks; first, the character of eif-chan will be replaced with a dog" Scraps-kun barks happily. "WHAT BUT DOGS CAN'T BE NINJAS" Scraps-kun teleports behind Eif-chan and slits his throat. "good boy scraps-kun!!!" Scraps-kun barks happily, and Jakey-kun gives him a treat. "wow jakey-kun, scraps-kun is a great ninja" "thanks i-" "UNDERSTAND THAT" "further, the character of michelle-sama will be replaced by urkel-chan from family matters" "aw man" Michelle-sama mopes off into the distance. "i just wanted senpai to notice me" A single tear streams down Michelle-sama's cheek. "understand that"