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 A.L. Noire (season 74)

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PostSubject: A.L. Noire (season 74)   Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:27 am

EPYSODE ONE:
Boston is a city without pity or remorse. One little misstep, and you're done; sleeping with the fishes, or worse. As an ex-private eye, I've seen more than my fair share of missteps, including the one that tragically cut my career short. It's been two years now since I lost everything, and I'd thought I'd left it all behind. That is, until today. A frantic dame walked into my office this afternoon, hoping to enlist my services; the services I no longer offered. "HELP HELP HELP OH GOD HELP" "p-please calm down ma'am" "please sheriff antony you have to help me my dog has been kidnapped!!!" "sorry, toots, i'm retired; i don't take cases any more" I put my feet up on the table and lit up a fine cigar. "but your door says you're a private eye" "look lady do you even know how much it costs to have your door rebranded" "but-" "look lady unless the chief gives me back my badge, i can't investigate shit so just walk that sweet can out of here and go ask someone else" "FINE WHATEVER" I sat back in my chair and poured myself some whiskey, trying to convince myself that starting a carwash on the eighth storey of this building was a good idea.
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PostSubject: Re: A.L. Noire (season 74)   Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:27 am

EPYSODE TWO:
As the sun rose outside my office, a knock was heard on my door. "five more minutes" As I rolled over to try and finish my daily rest, the dame from the night before busted down my door. "hey i bothered the chief and he said 'yeah whatever' and tossed this to me" The dame placed a badge on my desk; my badge. It was still as dull and lacking in lustre as the day I'd lost it. I waved my hand toward the hole in the wall where the door used to be. "five more minutes" "it's already four in the afternoon" "five more minutes" The dame furiously slammed a picture of her dog onto my desk, and started crying about some kidnapping plot. "five more minutes" The dame stormed out of my office and finally left me alone to sleep.
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PostSubject: Re: A.L. Noire (season 74)   Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:27 am

EPYSODE THREE:
I got together my papers and headed out into the cruel, unforgiving streets. Unfortunately, I failed to anticipate how cruel and unforgiving the hallway was. "OH GOD" Like a streak of light, I fell to the ground, clutching my foot. Every bone in my foot was broken, and the culprit was right in front of my eyes. A trail of LEGOs leading from the elevator to my doorstep. Someone didn't want me to investigate this case, and used the most vile of weaponry to keep me away. I crawled back into my office and called for the department's LEGO disposal unit before falling into unconsciousness.
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PostSubject: Re: A.L. Noire (season 74)   Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:27 am

EPYSODE FOUR:
"sheriff antony remember your destiny" I awoke in a strange field of flowers. My foot had been amputated and replaced with some kind of ham. I was tempted to see if it was honey of a ham or smoked, but I had more pressing issues with this destiny thing. I walked toward the voice I heard, and came face-to-face with a small rabbit. "STAYBACKIHAVEAGUN" "sheriff antony remember your destiny" The rabbit faded, as did the field. The next thing I knew, I was in the hospital, with my ham in a cast. "sheriff antony you're alive!!!" "i am?!" "please put the gun down" I lowered my gun, but still kept it subtly trained on the chief. "you are the first man to ever survive harsh pedal contact with a LEGO like that" "we had a lot of trouble reconstructing your foot; we even ran out of duct tape and had to run to the hardware store for more" I looked out the window as I lit up a cigar. There was no time for celebration, as there was still a madman on the loose.
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PostSubject: Re: A.L. Noire (season 74)   Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:27 am

EPYSODE FIVE:
I wheeled myself onto the elevator. HQ had figured out where the criminal mastermind had set up shop, and I snuck out of the hospital to get my revenge. Although I couldn't walk, I knew it had to be me who took this guy down. "SHERIFF ANTONY?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD" "that's what they tell me" I lit up a cigar. "but i feel just fine" "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE; NO ONE'S SURVIVED AFTER STEPPING ON A LEGO" The thug scampered backward, knocking over everything on his desk. "YOU'RE NOT HUMAN" The thug lept out the window, and landed face-first on the pavement. I just sat in my chair and waited for the boys to get there. I put out my cigar and laid back to get some well-earned rest.
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