E3 2017

As is tradition, I will be covering the event with live Twittering. This time, as Alabama's sweetheart, hans.
https://twitter.com/minchwood

previous @s:
@guycoolington (2013)
@RickScoop (2014)
@ScootToTheTruth (2015)



SCHEDULE:
times presented in EST, with GMT in parenthesis

SUNDAY, 12 JUNE:
EA - 4:00 PM (9:00 PM)
Bethesda - 10:00 PM (3:00 AM, Monday 13 June)

MONDAY, 13 JUNE:
Microsoft - 12:30 PM (5:30 PM)
Ubisoft - 4:00 PM (9:00 PM)
Sony - 9:00 PM (2:00 AM, Tuesday 14 June)

TUESDAY:
definitely not a nintendo conference

Square showed Deus Ex today and I missed it oops




EXPECTATIONS:
EA: more pele
Bethesda: fallout 4 dlc
Microsoft: more attempts to get us to like kinect
Ubisoft: aisha tyler
Sony: movies
Nintendo: nothing


HOPES:
EA: Gronk
Bethesda: OBSIDIAN FALLOUT GAME
Microsoft: Tekken 7 for Xbone
Ubisoft: South Park release date
Sony: Kingdom Hearts III release date/trailer/anything (I NEED IT)
Nintendo: ANYTHING (except the nx my body is not ready for that)

Now that the exciting part of E3 is over, let me say some shit.

SHIT I'M EXCITED FOR:
Insomniac's Spider-Man game
South Park
Tekken 7
Gwent

SHIT THAT LOOKS FUCKING NEATO:
Steep
For Honour
Ghost Recon Wildlands
Kojima's new game
Dead Rising 4


WHY:
God of War reboot
Hyping people up for new Crash games, only to just put him in Skylanders?

SHIT THAT LOOKS SHITTY:
The Last Guardian
Resident Evil 7
Horizon

GAME I HOPE IS GOOD BUT THE GAMEPLAY DEMO MADE IT LOOK REALLY SHITTY:
Final Fantasy XV



I really just hope the people playing the FFXV demo were incompetent. They made it look really bad.