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PostSubject: Re: Generation VII actual information thread   Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:39 pm

Alolan Grimer
I hate the colour scheme. Why the yellow? Why? poison/dark

edgy manmade deal evolves into this monstrosity

dragon that looks like nothing evolves into more dragons that look like nothing
dragon/fighting




Also, there will be a demo for the game on the eshop next Tuesday.


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http://www.pocketgamer.co.uk/r/3DS/Pokémon+Sun%2FPokemon+Moon/feature.asp?c=71686


Oh hey - remember gyms? Those buildings in Pokémon games, where a bunch of trainers and a gym leader took you and your critters on in mortal combat?

They're gone in Pokémon Sun and Moon, having been replaced by trials. Here, you'll get to do interesting new activities and then face off against a giant, towering totem Pokémon.


FUCK YOU
REMOVE THE BEST PART OF THE GAME FOR STUPID BULLSHIT
KEEP EVIL TEAMS THOUGH FUCK YOU


The game's much more story focused
[...]
I played for more than two hours and was still essentially in tutorial mode - but some fans will dig the new focus.


EAT SHIT AND DIE


There are plenty of decisions in Pokémon Sun and Moon that will be useful for newcomers to the series - but may be derided by hardcore fans of the series.

For example: remember how your rival in the Pokémon games (almost?) always picks the critter that is effective against yours? If you pick Bulbasaur, he'll pick Charmander? Like a jerk?

Well now he'll pick the pick that is weaker than yours, making it easier than ever to squash your rival into a thin gooey paste.

Also, the game alerts you to whether a trainer is going to pounce on you for a battle, or just tell you that shorts are comfortable and easy to wear or some nonsense. So now you know who to avoid if your Pokémon are on death's door.

Plus, if you face off against a Pokémon once you'll then be told which of your moves are effective or super effective whenever you see that same Pokémon again. Forget memorising the elemental effectiveness chart: the game does it for you.


FUCKING
SHIT-ASS
COCK-ASS
BULLSHIT-ASS
FUCKING
SHIT



games are shit
worse than black and white
SOMEHOW
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PostSubject: Re: Generation VII actual information thread   Fri Oct 14, 2016 2:29 pm

ow the edge

alolan muk looks awful

trying too hard

plant kirlia

a worse version of lilligant
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PostSubject: Re: Generation VII actual information thread   Fri Oct 14, 2016 3:30 pm

i see that this game is now targeted at infants and not current fans of Pokémon

I wonder what caused this decision though. Like, were people complaining that XY were too hard? because they were definitely not.

also I don't mind the new dragon, and I think the grass thing is definitely an improvement on lilligant. new muk is.........not good. and the arceus lite seems so out of place. I guess it fits the chimera bill, but it could definitely be executed better.
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PostSubject: Re: Generation VII actual information thread   Tue Oct 18, 2016 9:48 am

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Generation VII actual information thread   Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:43 pm

the best thing about gen vii, without a doubt


edit:
welp they've datamined the demo
here's all the other Pokémon we haven't seen:

Spoiler:
 

fire/fighting starter again wow amazing

alolan persian is an abomination
alolan golem is ridiculous in a good way

the toucan is cool
wimpod 2 is cool

rest is shit
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PostSubject: Re: Generation VII actual information thread   Thu Oct 27, 2016 10:29 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uWAMwcRGmU

The final starters are a bit more promising than the initial reveal. Grass/Ghost, Fire/Dark, Water/Fairy. Each with their own signature move. I can live with that (even though I have no idea where the ghost type came from). And they look pretty decent animated...the initial picture reveals were very worrying.

Alolan persian is still an abomination. who the fuck okay'd giving it a chubby, round ass head!?

The guardians are okay. The electric one is still the best Wink

I'm getting a little more worried about Z-moves. they seem gimmicky as fuck.

The video seems to tease that the Pokémon league will be returning in some fashion. It's hinting at post-game material, which sounds really odd. But since they're restructuring everything i guess there's really no telling.

Also, they appear to have fucked with Red's appearance. fuckin' grown ass man, though I guess that he probably should look old by now. though wally and gary get a pass on aging........weird.
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PostSubject: Re: Generation VII actual information thread   Thu Oct 27, 2016 2:19 pm

Blue does look a lot older, though. It's just that Red looks even older because he's so stoic and frowning all the time.
As a side note, I hate Red's new shirt. I don't know why.
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