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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13924 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: delicious candy Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:29 pm | |
| For years, my sole wish for the candy industry was for them to cast off the shackles of tradition and just fucking get rid of lemon and lime. Lemon and lime are ALWAYS the worst flavours. All they do is take up valuable bag space that could be used for good flavours. I'm not asking for much. You don't even have to replace the flavour; just get rid of one or two. That's less money spent on flavouring of shit flavours, and more money in your pocket.
Luckily, this year, the very first company to replace lime has been revealed: Skittles. Lime is gone, replaced by the much more appetising green apple. Green apple represents an amazing change: it doesn't compromise the "taste the rainbow" tagline, but improves the quality of the product by 20%. Now they just need to replace lemon with something good, like raspberry, cherry, or even watermelon. The "rainbow" aspect might still be off, though, but it makes your product so much better. |
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Dr. Adventure i tell you what im NOT trying to pull my own cock
Number of posts : 1091 Age : 33 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: delicious candy Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:08 am | |
| but lemon has been (and probably always will be) my favorite flavor of candy |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13924 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: delicious candy Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:17 am | |
| lemon can be done well but more often than not, it isn't |
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Sir Tanner Quite alright
Number of posts : 19 Age : 29 Registration date : 2013-07-24
| Subject: Re: delicious candy Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:34 pm | |
| Lemon is always too sour. I'd rather have banana flavor. Laffy Taffy does it right, so why not?
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13924 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: delicious candy Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:06 pm | |
| banana laffy taffy is probably the worst flavour but it's still much better than lemon would be |
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cucumber Quite alright
Number of posts : 15 Age : 31 Registration date : 2013-08-28
| Subject: Re: delicious candy Sat Aug 31, 2013 5:36 am | |
| lemon is okay not the best but good enough banana is worse
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: delicious candy Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:14 pm | |
| my favourite flavour of candy? it has to be orange *crowd laughs and applauds* |
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Peewee I LOVE SOME NEW CLOTHES
Number of posts : 379 Age : 30 Registration date : 2008-01-20
| Subject: Re: delicious candy Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:59 pm | |
| best flavour of candy is definitely cherry or orange
blue raspberry can burn in hell |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13924 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: delicious candy Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:40 pm | |
| BLUE RASPBERRY IS THE BEST TAKE THAT BACK
except in tootsie roll pops, which buck trends by having the official rankings be: grape pomegranate cherry orange banana apple strawberry blue raspberry raspberry chocolate blueberry
the blueberry ones are AWFUL |
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Dr. Adventure i tell you what im NOT trying to pull my own cock
Number of posts : 1091 Age : 33 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: delicious candy Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:52 am | |
| >raspberry tootsie roll pops >not absolute best
i'm such a sucker for artificial raspberry flavoring.
also, what is the general consensus on grape laffy taffy? Best by a large margin? of course. |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13924 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: delicious candy Fri Sep 06, 2013 11:14 am | |
| no, it's second to strawberry |
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cucumber Quite alright
Number of posts : 15 Age : 31 Registration date : 2013-08-28
| Subject: Re: delicious candy Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:00 am | |
| raspberry is pretty alright. i can't really think of too many candies that use the flavor but when i do, it's good. green apple is pretty terrific too as is grape, cherry and lemon. strawberry is probably the worst flavor i can think of after banana |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13924 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: delicious candy Thu Apr 21, 2016 7:35 pm | |
| i rescind my comment in the op of this thread i have been on a big kick of air heads bites and recently they replaced the lemon flavour with "white mystery" but it's clear that the flavour that was holding the candy down was ORANGE seriously orange air heads bites were the worst by a wide margin then white mystery happened and they are making me appreciate orange |
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