I Will be Present in Order to Assist in the Bearing of the Load That Has Been Thrust Upon You

No party or parties had ever, until this point in time, related to you verbally that the span of time you exist on this mortal coil would turn out in the fashion that is has. The place of work at which you are currently being paid to spend your time and effort pays so poorly that it is worthy of laughter, and you are thusly low on funds. In addition, your relationships with other human beings in a romantic manner have, as of late, been ending as soon as they begin. This situation you find yourself in is as though your life is unable to go beyond the second gear in an automobile, metaphorically speaking. When the events of the last rotation of the earth on its axis, the last collection of seven rotations of the earth on its axis, the last revolution of the moon around the earth, or the last revolution of the earth around the sun have not been unfolding in a way that is beneficial to you:

I will be present in order to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon you, when the metaphorical rain of your troubles begins to pour down upon you.
I will be present in order to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon you, as I have been in instances prior to the current instance.
I will be present in order to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon you, as you are present for me to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon me.

You are still lying down beneath coverings designed for warmth on top of a soft surface meant for sleeping when the clock representing the time in your given time zone reaches the tenth hour of the ante meridiem, when the job which you are being paid for required for you to be present at the eighth hour of the ante meridiem. The first meal of the day that you had prepared was accidentally overcooked in a manner that is not pleasant to the taste buds. Thus far in the current rotation of the earth, events are going in a manner that is beneficial for you (said in a sarcastic manner). Your maternal parent had previously cautioned you to the fact that some rotations of the earth would have events transpire in a manner that is not beneficial for you, as this one has. However, she did not convey to you that when the burdens of the events of the world become too much for your knees to bear alone, and the aforementioned knees collapse, that:

I will be present in order to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon you, when the metaphorical rain of your troubles begins to pour down upon you.
I will be present in order to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon you, as I have been in instances prior to the current instance.
I will be present in order to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon you, as you are present for me to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon me.

No person in the world has the ability to understand me, and no person in the world has the ability to perceive me as you have. In my view, you are the only person who can understand how it feels to bear the load that has been thrust upon me. You are someone who, through mutual empathy at eachother's poor situations, I can go through this rotation of the earth with, and also make it through the rest of the rotations of the earth that I will experience in my lifetime. You are someone who, in every instance where it is applicable, I will share an involuntary contraction of the throat in a manner that is enjoyable. Even when I am at the lowest point I can be at, I am at the highest point I can be at when I am in close proximity to you.

This situation you find yourself in is as though your life is unable to go beyond the second gear in an automobile, metaphorically speaking. When the events of the last rotation of the earth on its axis, the last collection of seven rotations of the earth on its axis, the last revolution of the moon around the earth, or the last revolution of the earth around the sun have not been unfolding in a way that is beneficial to you:

I will be present in order to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon you, when the metaphorical rain of your troubles begins to pour down upon you.
I will be present in order to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon you, as I have been in instances prior to the current instance.
I will be present in order to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon you, as you are present for me to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon me.

I will be present in order to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon you, when the metaphorical rain of your troubles begins to pour down upon you.
I will be present in order to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon you, as I have been in instances prior to the current instance.
I will be present in order to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon you, as you are present for me to assist in the bearing of the load that has been thrust upon me.