LEAP DAY SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"it's leap day!!!" "oh boy i love leap day" "it is my favourite quadrennial event" "i have a 20-inch vertical leap" "wow" "impressive" "well i have a 20-inch horizontal leap" "uh" "that's... not very good jakey" "what?! how is a 20-inch vertical leap impressive but not a 20-inch horizontal leap?! that is jumpist i am suing you for discrimination" "hello i have heard about you being the victim of discrimination and i propose we sue for all that the discriminators have got" "yes that sounds like a great idea lawyer" "counterargument: i say it does not sound like a great idea" "interesting point there; state your reasoning" "well if you sue me for all that i have got i will not have anything and that doesn't sound fun for me" "counterargument: that sounds hilarious" "i agree lawyer that does sound hilarious sorry eif but we will be suing you and taking all of your money and houses and real estate investments and off-shore bank accounts and star trek dvds and comfortable pairs of pants and children and wives and yo-yos and candy bars and sticks of gum and teddy bears and self-titled albums and self-help books "oh no not my self-help books" and even your HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"