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PostSubject: bad rhymes   Thu Feb 18, 2016 7:45 pm

The following is a bunch of rhyming bullshit everyone does in music that needs to stop.
Don't do any of this shit, even ironically.

Don't rhyme fire with fire
PROTIP: If it's not cool when Jim Morrison does it, it isn't cool when you do it, Kid Rock. Words don't rhyme with themselves, you fuck. Clever use of homonyms is allowed.

Mirror/Clearer
It was cool when Aerosmith did it. It was cool when Michael Jackson did it. It's done. Let it rest already, for all our sakes.

Dance/Take a chance
Be like ABBA, not like T.Rex.

Girl/World
Journey could pull it off, no one else can.

Lips/Fingertips
Only one man has ever pulled this rhyme off, and that is Ringo Starr. No one else has the raw charisma to pull off this shitty rhyme.
I don't care if you're Bon Jovi. I don't care if you're Motley Crue. I don't care if you're Eagles. I don't care if you're Queen. I don't care if you're fucking Johnny Cash.
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PostSubject: Re: bad rhymes   Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:34 am

i've always disliked Again/In, though thousands of hymns and british people do this on the daily.
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PostSubject: Re: bad rhymes   Sat Feb 20, 2016 3:22 am

i'm on my knees
i'm beggin' please
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PostSubject: Re: bad rhymes   Sat Feb 20, 2016 3:39 am

That one doesn't bother me for some reason.
Probably because my first thought was Donkey Kong.
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