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 Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] Hanukkah Special Part Five

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PostSubject: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] Hanukkah Special Part Five   Fri Dec 25, 2015 12:47 pm

HANUKKAH SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"fellow elves, i am sick and tired of making toys every year" "but that is what we were born and bred to do, elf eif" "well maybe it's time someone took this issue to our local government" Elf Eif leaves his workbench and begins to draft a Bill of Elven Rights. "hanukkah guy we the elves are sick of your tyranny and have created a list of demands" "WOAH WOAH DON'T DRAG US INTO THIS SHIT" "YEAH IT WAS YOUR STUPID IDEA I LOVE MAKING TOYS" "fuck off elf jakey + elf bran" "no" "fuck" Hanukkah Guy quietly reads over Elf Eif's proposal and grabs his biggest, reddest stamp. "ho ho ho" Hanukkah Guy slams the stamp down onto Elf Eif's document, not only vetoing his proposal, but sending the Elven Special Tasks Force to detain Elf Eif. "ho ho ho" Hanukkah Guy waves as Elf Taylor and Elf Tony drag Elf Eif to the dungeons, where he is thrown into a cell with Elf Orange and Elf Svart. "what are you in for" "fighting for elven rights" "oh i just stole some pens from hanukkah guy's desk" "yeah me too they are really nice pens" Elf Orange repeatedly clicks the top of the pen in his left hand. "so uh how long have you guys been in here for" "what year is it" "2015" "uh about twelve" "fifteen here" "i hear that elf sheriff antony over there has been in a cell for a whole century" "what's he in for" "attempting to set free hanukkah guy's stable of HARLEQUIN FOETUS REINDEER"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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