In an attempt to completely undermine my main reason for purchasing a 3DS, Squeenix have announced a new Kingdom Hearts HD collection for PS4 (and not Xbone).
Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8: Final Chapter Prologue (probably the most ridiculous game name in history) will come out next year, and have an HD version of Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance (formerly a 3DS exclusive), a cutscene-only retelling of Kingdom Hearts χ, and an all-new playable chapter called Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep -A Fragmentary Passage- on the KH3 engine.
SO HERE IS HOW TO GET THE ULTIMATE KINGDOM HEARTS EXPERIENCE, WITH ONLY A PS3, A PS4, A NINTENDO DS, AND AN iPAD:
Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix (PS3)
Kingdom Hearts Final Mix
Kingdom Hearts re:Chain of Memories
skip days because it's stupid bullshit that doesn't affect anything
Kingdom Hearts HD 2.5 Remix (PS3)
Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix
Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep Final Mix
Kingdom Hearts re:Coded (DS)
Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue (PS4)
Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance
Kingdom Hearts 0.2 Birth by Sleep -A Fragmentary Passage-
Kingdom Hearts χ (iPad)
Kingdom Hearts III (PS4)
This isn't even counting the hundreds of dollars I spent on games when they first came out and weren't Final Mixes or in HD or whatever the FUCK.
I WILL BE LONG DEAD BY THE TIME KH3 COMES OUT
I SWEAR TO GOD