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PostSubject: Fallout 4   Mon Jun 15, 2015 12:29 am

I refuse to believe this. I refuse to believe that this game won't be a pile of shit.

Fallout 4 is so ambitious that I can't believe that it could be even a quarter as good as they've shown. It looked like the second coming of Jesus fucking Christ Himself, and I can't imagine how it could deliver on this hype unless Bethesda have discovered the secrets of time travel.


It's like this:
Imagine I came into your house and claimed to be Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ Himself. I, Jesus Christ Himself, claim to be able to shit out gold bricks, but they are not gold unless I shit them onto the floor. DO YOU LET ME SHIT ON YOUR FLOOR Y/N
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PostSubject: Re: Fallout 4   Mon Jun 15, 2015 12:35 am

i want to believe


i really really do


but brink and rage have both won "game of show" awards and look how they ended up

for now: it looks so fucking cool and i can't wait to play it to death
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PostSubject: Re: Fallout 4   Mon Jun 15, 2015 12:42 am

i'm going to try and convince myself that it will be complete and utter shit so that i won't be disappointed or i can be pleasantly surprised

but for real the mass effect-ass dialogue system and mass effect-ass voiced protagonist are really what's putting me off
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PostSubject: Re: Fallout 4   Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:00 pm

a good little gallery of things to note from the Fallout coverage in Bethesda's E3 conference




i am so hyped for radioactive animals and super mutant dogs
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PostSubject: Re: Fallout 4   Sun Nov 08, 2015 1:32 pm

achievement list revealed
http://www.trueachievements.com/n22143/fallout-4-achievement-list.htm

I like looking at these, because they tell you shit about the game you might not know otherwise.

For example:
>You can join factions, as in The Elder Scrolls
>The level cap is 50
>Bobbleheads return
>You can play games within the game on your Pip-Boy
>You can score a touchdown

Too many "do X number of this" achievements, though.

I hope Bethesda at least took some cues from Obsidian, most importantly making it so followers are essential NPCs when they're following you.
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PostSubject: Re: Fallout 4   Tue Nov 10, 2015 2:01 pm

So, here's the list of names they've recorded for the intro: http://hastebin.com/raw/gemajulugi

NOTABLE NAMES THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING ADDED, THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN:
Asdf
Bacon
Badass
Bastard
Black
Boob
Boobie
Boobies
CherryBomb
Cobra
Cock
Dag
Eagle
Ferret
Fifi
Fragile
Fuck
Fucker
Fuckface
GORDON (fuck yes)
GREEN
Jangjoon
KalEl (like, you know, Superman)
Maam
Madam.fuz5
Nuclear (STANDING)
Picard
Plissken
Preacher
Princess
Psycho
Python
Red
Sex
Sexy
Sir
Slaughter
Snake
Spade
Spider
Spike
Toecutter
White
Whitey

NOTABLE OMISSIONS:
Amy (Amiee :3 isn't either)
Antony
Bendik
Brad (Bradley is but come on)
BRANDON
Cale
Edward
Eifion
Greg/Gregory
Jakey (Jake and Jacob are there though so I can't really complain)
Jenna
Kathy
MICHELLE
Nick
Rhiannon
TYRONE (racists)
Any other colour


Like, the others, I can understand. But fucking Brandon? Brendan isn't in, either. Fucking MICHELLE? EDWARD?

Pretty happy about Gordon and Green being in. You know.
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PostSubject: Re: Fallout 4   Tue Nov 10, 2015 2:42 pm

no Brandon or Brendan, but Braun and Brayden get the cut....sounds like a conspiracy

Also, what is this list for. Like, approved names for your character? or NPC names?
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PostSubject: Re: Fallout 4   Tue Nov 10, 2015 3:01 pm

At the beginning of the game, your robot butler actually says the name you gave your character if it's on that list.

So if your name is Edward or Michelle or something STUPID LIKE THAT, you get the generic line.
But if your name is something normal like Unbreakable or Madam.fuz5, you're good to go.
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PostSubject: Re: Fallout 4   Wed Nov 11, 2015 12:39 am

it's a good game
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