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PostSubject: E3 2016-1   Sat Jun 06, 2015 3:29 pm

June 14
Bethesda: 10PM ET

June 15
Microsoft:
12:30PM ET
EA: 4PM ET
Ubisoft: 6PM ET
Sony: 9PM ET

June 16
Nintendo:
12PM ET
Square Enix: 1PM ET
PC Gaming Show: 8PM ET

A lot of shit to watch this year. Who's gonna do well, what's gonna suck, etc. etc. etc.


Also hello it's been a while
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Sun Jun 07, 2015 8:52 am

Things that will happen, Part One: Bethesda

Fallout
  • Fallout gameplay (obvious). The first level is once again growing up in the Vault, where part of the Vault's experiment was how animals adjusted to Vault life, resulting in all admitted families arriving with a pet or animal of some kind.
  • VATS is dead, but its spirit lives on in a new mechanic.
  • A rough release date will be given, but not an exact one.
  • Microsoft will have a timed exclusive on the first DLC.
  • Obsidian's next game will be confirmed as a Fallout title, but rather than a New Vegas-style side game they will be working on a reimagination of Fallout Tactics. Or a Europe-set side-game. One of the two.
  • A short film will be released exclusively on Xbox One as a prelude to FO4. It will be a glorified indy fan movie and despite a big name director, noone will care.


Not Fallout
  • Elder Scrolls Online is discussed, subscriber numbers are hyped up, and a new expansion is revealed.
  • An ES6 tease follows this reveal to end the conference.
  • Wet 2 is revealed
  • Doom 4 will get a short tease but nothing more. People will be encouraged to tune into the PC conference to find out more.
  • Downloadable content for Wolfenstein: The Old Blood will be announced, releasing during E3



Things that will not happen
  • Announcement of any Playstation-exclusive content.
  • Any concrete ES6 information.


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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Sun Jun 07, 2015 1:24 pm

The worst thing about Fallout 4 is that Bethesda is making it. I'll probably skip this one.

also for all your e3 live-tweet needs see 2015's hottest twitter superstar:
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Sun Jun 07, 2015 5:36 pm

I'll probably torrent it for PC, then get it when I get a PS4.

Anyway...

Things that will happen, Part Two: Microsoft

  • Rock Band 4 will have live gameplay, with some band performing their own song. This will open the conference and the full tracklist so far will be announced. Xbox will get extra songs on disc that will come as DLC to PS4. Career mode will be explained.
  • Call of Duty, Final Fantasy, Crackdown, Rise of the Tomb Raider and Left 4 Dead 3 are all shown, as well as multiple arcade games from Twisted Pixel, Epic Games and Rare.
  • Rare HD Legacy Collection is announced
  • More Fallout 4 stuff
  • Kinect is shown during video footage but not referred to on stage. No Kinect-only titles are announced or shown.
  • No price drop, but new free XBL services are announced
  • An XIII sequel continues to not exist, ruining any point in Microsoft even presenting.
  • also Forza I guess


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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Mon Jun 08, 2015 1:29 pm

Things that will happen, Part Three: EA

  • Sports
  • Battlefield: Bad Company 3
  • Medal of Honor is rebooted (again) with a combat arena style somewhere between Titanfall and MAG.
  • Far too much time wasted talking about Origin.
  • Titanfall is teased
  • Mirror's Edge gameplay, PS4 version will be bundled with an HD version of the original
  • More on that Criterion car game that isn't Burnout.
  • Rock Band online features detailed
  • EA will continue to pretend Dark Age of Camelot doesn't exist because they're cunts
  • The Sims will be discussed for all of the no-one who cares, no mention of Sim City will be made at all


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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:41 pm

MORE IMPORTANTLY:
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/607910067447472129

Sunday, we get more Smash Bros. news.
That is also the date Lucas is confirmed to be released.

A leak says we'll get our boy Roy and Ryu, but I can't say I believe it.
I've been wrong before, but two Capcom characters and three Marths? Nah.


My money's on Wolf, honestly. Star Fox U is coming out this year, and putting Wolf back in would just make sense.
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Mon Jun 08, 2015 7:35 pm

there's a website that randomly generates Nintendo E3 lineups.



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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Mon Jun 15, 2015 3:24 pm

Microsoft's conference was fucking great


getting an xbone ASAP

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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Mon Jun 15, 2015 3:29 pm

Microsoft's conference was fucking garbage. Shooting games! Racing games! Pretentious walking simulators! Virtual reality gimmicks that won't work in real life!


but yeah totally getting xbone for rock band 4 + crackdown 3
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Mon Jun 15, 2015 3:33 pm

the backwards compatibility is big for me as it means I don't have to sell all my 360 games

Also Recore looks hella fun

Rare collection makes me happy

I'll probably get Fallout on X1 too

Also yeah Rock Band and Crackdown hooray
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Mon Jun 15, 2015 3:38 pm

What's stopping you from, like, keeping your 360? I still have a PS2 hooked up despite owning the backwards-compatible PS3.

How does Recore look fun? We haven't seen anything resembling gameplay. All we saw was the concept.
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Mon Jun 15, 2015 3:45 pm

i trust the metroid prime devs

also my 360 got stolen
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:24 pm

Ubisoft did so much better than I'd thought.
I thought after South Park Fractured Anal and For Honour, they'd blown their entire load, but they ended with Assassin's Creed 58, which looks like it could be the best one yet, and Ghost Recon, which looks like it could be a 10/10 (could be shit though if they get too far over their heads).
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:50 pm

Yeah I knew that Ubisoft would do well if they were able to keep the focus on the games and not Aisha.

The Division looks great, I'm hyped for Rainbow Six. I was really worried that Ubisoft would do some serious posthumous destruction of the Tom Clancy franchises but nope. 

Fractured Anal should be great, Trackmania is a good bit of reassurance that there's still a reason to get a PS4... Ubisoft did great. Let's hope Sony can close the day out nicely.
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:37 pm

The Uncharted 4 footage was fucking great.

The rest of the presentation fucking pissed me off. They show a lot of cool shit and don't even talk about it, then they spend fucking ten minutes on Call of Duty 86.
What is World of Final Fantasy? Is it single-player or multiplayer? Offline or online? Turn-based or real-time? Why are Cloud and Warrior of Light there?
What is Firewatch? Seriously, what is it? What are you doing during it?
They said Hitman will have a digital release. Does that mean no disc release?

All they did is piss me the fuck off by showing all this shit, raising so many questions, and leaving me hanging.
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:42 pm

The Last Guardian, great.

Horizon: Zero Dawn and Firewatch look superb.

Hitman, ace.

No Man's Sky, even more insane than I expected.

Dreams has potential.

Destiny, sure why not.

Chibi Final Fantasy looks cool as heck, and even as someone who doesn't like J-RPGs at all I could see myself checking out the FF7 remake.

Batman, Uncharted and the kiddie Star Wars stuff all looked cool as well.



Sony came out swinging at this. Reminds me of that Microsoft conference a few years back though where it was a REALLY good conference but very little was exclusive. But the bottom line is that it's a fucking great time to love video games right now. In a year's time when I have an Xbox One and a Playstation 4, I'm gonna be the happiest fucker around.
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:13 am

The Last Guardian looked awful and No Man's Sky will be the same deal as Spore, but on a much grander scale.
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:17 am

What is World of Final Fantasy? Is it single-player or multiplayer? Offline or online? Turn-based or real-time? Why are Cloud and Warrior of Light there?
They said Hitman will have a digital release. Does that mean no disc release? 


All of these questions will probably get answered in Square Enix's conference.


What is Firewatch? Seriously, what is it? What are you doing during it?


There's a demo up on IGN I think. 15 minutes or so of gameplay.
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:54 am

well that answers that question

LET'S TALK NINTENDO:

What I want, in order from most to least:
>The Great Ace Attorney localisation
>Paper Mario 3 (none of this Super or Sticker Star BULLSHIT)
>Waluigi to get his own game for fuck's sake
>Pokémon Z or Kanto remakes with new and interesting Megas
>Kyle Hyde 3
>3D Mario a la Sunshine or Galaxy
>Snake back in Smash
>Fire Emblem 14 to not be two games in the West
>More Mario Kart 8 DLC
>Pokken details
>Amiibos

What I expect:
>YOU'RE A KID NOW
>YOU'RE A SQUID NOW
>YOU'RE A KID
>YOU'RE A SQUID
>YOU'RE A KID
>YOU'RE A SQUID
>Amiibos
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Tue Jun 16, 2015 1:48 pm

I would 100% buy a WiiU if all of the coolest stuff wasn't reliant on super-costly extras.
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:00 pm

How do you figure?
Every game is playable out of the box without amiibo. It's all just neat extras that don't really do much. You could argue that Mario Party 10 and Animal Crossing Party need amiibo, but that's about it.

I can't think of any other "extras" you might be talking about.
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:31 pm

That's exactly it, I like a lot of what Nintendo showed but it doesn't sell a WiiU to me when I'm already planning on shelling out on an X1, PS4 and a fuck load of Rock Band stuff. 

It's all stuff that will no doubt make existing Nintendo customers super happy. But all these cool little extras that would sell me on the console require Amiibos which I just don't have the money for. I wish I did, because the concept would be SO cool if I could afford to jump on board with it. 

I think this is all par for the course for Nintendo these days, their top priority is making existing customers happy rather than drawing in new ones. Unfortunately, that leaves them as kind of a footnote on my watchlist right now. 

I'd spring for a WiiU a lot quicker if they could announce a woolly or paper Metroid game, though. Or a Pokémon version of that Mario Maker thing. Or Paper Smash Bros.
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:51 pm

FUCK THAT THOUGH

SQUARE WON E3
SQUARE WON
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:11 pm

i would buy a wiiU in a heartbeat if there was a wooly metroid

paper zelda could be really cool, like a 3d version of paper mario but with paper swords
it would be especially nice if everything was paper without explanation and it just kept going seriously as if it was no big deal
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2016-1   Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:12 pm

i want paper, woolly and chibi additions to every franchise ever
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