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 Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV

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PostSubject: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV   Fri May 15, 2015 10:21 pm

CHAPTOUR ONE:
"oh yeah this is the life right ladies" "teehee" "jakey where did you get all those women" "i just kind of found them on the street" "JAKEY EVERYONE KNOWS THAT STREET WOMEN ARE JUST REFUSE THEY GO IN THE TRASH" Eif chucks the women into the nearby dumpster. "oh shit what would i ever do without you eif" "you would be wallowing in filth" "i am very glad that i am not living in a world where that is a reality" "word up my nigga" "come let us go to the woman store to get women that don't belong in the trash" "but jakey those don't exist" Eif winks at the screen. "at least not in the three-dimensional form" "oh eif you are such a card" "tell me something i don't know" "okay; we are about to be attacked by A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Tonka Raceway. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV   Fri May 15, 2015 10:21 pm

CHAPTOUR TWO:
"today on dr eif we will talk to a man who survived being shot in the face, jakey" "hello dr eif" "jakey we have a special surprise for you" "is it cake; i like cake" "no even better it is the man who shot you in the face!!!" "WHAT" Jakey dives behind the couch as Sheriff Antony walks into the room, waving at the cheering crowd. "jakey i am sorry that i shot you in the face" Jakey peeks up from behind the couch. "repeatedly" Sheriff Antony scratches his head. "while laughing maniacally" Sheriff Antony sweats profusely. "can you find it in your heart to forgive me" "i-i don't know if i can" "what why not" "every time i see you all i can think is 'hey that guy totally shot me in the face'" "oh that's understandable" "now jakey was what sheriff antony did really all that bad" "uh yes i would think so" "well we have obtained footage of this incident and we would like to show you that you are totally exaggerating" "o-okay" Amiee :3 puts the tape in the VCR and the video begins to play. "hey we're happy happy people living in a happy-" The video cuts out and another starts playing. "hey jakey check this out" "oh wow a gun" "yes" Sheriff Antony fires his revolver at Jakey's face six times, the maximum number of shots allowed to be fired by law. "BA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" The recording cuts out. "see that wasn't so bad" "yeah you're right i forgive you sheriff antony" "next up on dr eif we will talk to a man who was caught on camera, inapproprately groping A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Bubsy 3D. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Bran runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of ice. Ice shoots from Bran's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job bran" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV   Fri May 15, 2015 10:21 pm

CHAPTOUR THREE:
"thank you for inviting us over to your house to eat svart" "yeah that was very nice of you" "what's the catch" "catch?! haha no this wasn't an attempt to get more screentime haha" "so uh what are we eating" Svart removes the table covering to reveal a feast. "oh god look at all this food" "you even have my favourite; stick of butter!!!" Jakey grabs the stick of butter and begins to gnaw on it. "oh, it's not butter, it's i can't believe it's not butter" "i find that hard to believe" Jakey continues to gnaw on his stick of butter, confident that Svart was either misinformed or lying, as Jakey is a butter expert, and cannot believe that this stick of butter is actually I Can't Believe it's Not Butter; he simply knows butter than that. "i am skeptical of your intentions here; you may be trying to butter us up to get a starring role, literally" "it's working on me; this is the best butter i've ever had" "nonsense; i've also got some butterfinger candy bars if you are interested" "oh fuck that; that is such a rip-off" "uh" "i mean they lure you in with the promise of a delicious stick of butter smothered in creamy milk chocolate, and they can't even deliver something so simple" "well-" "and don't even get me started on peanutbutter; i just wanted a stick of butter with peanuts in it; how hard even is that" "hey look at that; it's time for dessert" Svart walks into the kitchen and comes out with sundaes painstakingly tailored to every individual guest by A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Ultimate Disc. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Taylor runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of wind. Wind shoots from Taylor's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job taylor" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV   Fri May 15, 2015 10:21 pm

CHATPOUR FOUR:
"jakey my sock has gone missing!!!" "i bet the dryer did it" "of course; that motherfucker" Eif and Jakey grab lead pipes and storm off into the laundry room. "so, dryer, you thought you could ruin my wardrobe by forcing me to wear mismatched socks, did you?! WELL YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING" Eif rears back and swings his lead pipe at the dryer as hard as he can. "exercising your right to remain silent, eh?! well maybe this will change your tune" Eif smashes the dryer with a swift overhead slice, splitting it in half. "hey eif i found your sock; it was in the drawer with your other socks" "o-oh" Eif stares at the floor. "well this is embarassing" "yeah uh let's just cut to something involving A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip NBA Live 07. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Eif runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of fire. Fire shoots from Eif's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job eif" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV   Fri May 15, 2015 10:22 pm

CHAPTOUR FIVE:
"hey you know how i am a world-renowned videogames developer" "uh i did not know that" "really? it was all over the news about how i broke the record for being world-renowned" "i must have missed that episode" "oh shame" "don't worry, i always buy the complete the news season dvd boxsets when they come out" "man why didn't you tell me; i've been wanting to watch the 1982-1983 season of the news for years" "oh that was a superb year for the news; we will have to organise a the news party later on" "sounds like a plan" "so what was it you wanted to tell me re:how you are a world-renowned videogames developer" "oh right i wanted to tell you to stay away from my piggy bank, as it has millions of dollars inside of it that i acquired from the sale of the videogames i made that turned me into a world-renowned videogames developer, and am waiting for the millions of dollars i put into the piggy bank to accrue interest so that i can fund my next videogame" "oh boy what is the next videogame" "i can't reveal all of the details, but let's just say that it involves a certain HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Air Hockey. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Tony runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of earth. Earth shoots from Tony's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job tony" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV   Fri May 15, 2015 10:22 pm

CHAPTOUR SIX:
"hello i am shopping for a desk" "well the only desk we have in stock is the electrical desk sir" "the... electrical desk?" Jakey nervously shifts his glance over to the Electrical Desk, which sparks and crackles as if in warning. "are you sure you don't have a desk that's less... electrical" "wait a minute i'll go check" Taylor waddles over to the back room, then comes back out almost immediately. "no" "that wasn't enough time to check a whole back room" "it's a small back room" "uh-huh and just where did you get such a small back room" Taylor holds up his copy of this month's Small Back Rooms catalogue. "oh that would do it" "so do you want the electrical desk or not" "is there a way to modify the desk so that it is not so electrical" "no, the electrical desk is designed so that its electrical properties are unable to be modified or removed" "uh i will pass then" "that's not really an option, as my store rules clearly state: buy something or face A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Hot or Not?. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Michelle runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of light. Light shoots from Michelle's right hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job michelle" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV   Fri May 15, 2015 10:22 pm

CHAPTOUR SEVEN:
"i am finally glad that after months of preparation, it is finally time for me and wife to have our first child" Taylor puts his hands on his hips and grins with smug self-satisfaction. "congratulation it is a boy what will you name him" "SCOOTER BROWN" "NO we will be giving him a normal name like pablo or carlos" "how about roberto" "no it is MY son and we will not give him a PLEBIAN name like ronaldo or miguel; my son shall take up the name i never had the chance to have since NO ONE ASKED FOR MY INPUT" "but you were a-" "THIS CHILD SHALL FROM THIS DAY FORTH BE KNOWN AS SCOOTER BROWN" "so... carlos?" "yes" "WHAT HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME" Taylor rips Scooter Brown from Doctor Sheriff Antony's hands. "COME, SON, FROM THIS DAY FORTH WE NEED NO ONE ELSE" Taylor walks out the door with Scooter Brown tucked under his arm. "oh also thanks for letting me borrow your uterus" "welp" "WAIT THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE IN HERE" Doctor Sheriff Antony dives into the uterus headfirst and finds A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Kyrgyzstanian Roulette. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Amiee :3 runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of pastry. Pastry shoots from Amiee :3's right hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job amiee :3" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV   Fri May 15, 2015 10:22 pm

CHAPTOUR EIGHT:
"hey taylor come on let's play jakeyball" "i can't i have to do homework" "what the fuck is that" "it's uh the thing you have to do after school" "are they paying you to do this" "uh no" "well fuck that then; if they can't get you all the learning within the eight hours of your school day, then it's bullshit and you should be paid to do it" "good point" Taylor hops out the window, and he and Eif walk to Jakey's house. "hey jakey come on let's play jakeyball" "NO" "what come on we can't play jakeyball without jakey" "I STILL HAVE THE BRUISES FROM LAST TIME" "it builds character" "I HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTER AS IT IS" "obviously not, or you'd help out your friends when they need you" "come on taylor let's go it's a lost cause" "aw man" "we'll just have to settle for playing scrapsball" "AH" Jakey leaps out of his second storey window and dives in front of Scraps. "NO SHAN'T" "oh cool there he is" Eif and Taylor take turns hitting Jakey with a bat until the sun sets, and they are called home by A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Motorstorm. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Sheriff Antony runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of imagination. Imagination shoots from Sheriff Antony's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job sheriff antony" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV   Fri May 15, 2015 10:22 pm

CHAPTOUR NINE:
"hello and welcome to the ice cream shop; as our newest employee you will be in charge of making the ice cream" "well i haven't made ice cream for years; could you give me a few tips" "it's like riding a bike; i never knew how to do it in the first place" "ICE CREAM SALESMAN I WOULD LIKE TO PROCURE YOUR COLDEST ICE CREAM POSTHASTE" "you're up new guy" Jakey leaves for his office to stare longingly at pictures of his waifu, leaving Svart to make the ice cream. In order to fill the customer's request, Svart makes the company's special blend. Using a base of moose tracks (naturally the coldest ice cream), Svart heads to the condiments booth. Svart holds the cone under the nozzle and douses it in liquid nitrogen. Careful not to get any warmer condiments on the ice cream, Svart quickly passes the cone off to Taylor, who immediately bites into the cone. "i've had colder" Taylor pops his money on the counter and leaves the shop, where he is replaced as lead customer by A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Super Mario 3D Land. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Kathy runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of knives. Knives shoots from Kathy's right hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job kathy" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV   Fri May 15, 2015 10:22 pm

CHAPTOUR TEN:
"hey look a factory i wonder if they have any legendary weapons" "but my shelves are full of legendary weapons" "i barely have room for my marth collector's plates" "and my roy collector's plates" "FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME YOUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ROY COLLECTOR'S PLATES ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS LIKE THE FUCKING CUNT PICTURED ON THEM" "but roy is our boy" "he ain't my boy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "NEVER" "anyway it's time to wander aimlessly" "oh, so business as usual then?" The eight run straight into a giant plant. "woah deja vu" "taylor use your grass powers!!!" "i have wind powers" "oh right but surely amiee :3 has grass powers" "no because you guys said i should have pastry powe-" "THAT IS NO EXCUSE FOR YOUR LACK OF FORESIGHT" The giant plant devours the seven intrepid adventurers, as well as Jakey. "welp" "guys i have an idea" "if it involves using fire, eifion, i swear to fucking god" "um... no..." Eif sweeps aside a flamethrower with his foot. "guys i have an idea" "i'm listening" "fucking ICE" "brilliant; run with it" "okay" Bran runs to the other end of the plant, ice cube in hand. "..." "..." "that is not what i had in mind" "but i can only ascertain what you have in mouth" "..." "..." "fair enough" Bran blasts his way out of the giant planet. "uranus isn't that big" "compared to the rest of the cold vaccuum of space, it's actually pretty small" Suddenly, someone changes the bag! "oh i get it; vacuum as in vacuum cleaner" "it is a pun" "a shit pun" "TAKE THAT BACK YOU YOU YOU NOT THAT COOL GUY" "TAKE THAT BACK" "NOT UNTIL YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID THREE LINES AGO" "NEVER" "well then it seems we are at an impasse" Then A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Burger Time. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Mr. Sock runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of sandals. Sandals shoots from Mr. Sock's right hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job mr sock" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV   Fri May 15, 2015 10:23 pm

CHAPTOUR ELEVEN:
"oh look it's DWAYNE 'THE ROCK' JOHNSON" "oh fuck i love dwayne 'the rock' johnson" "dwayne 'the rock' johnson is great!!!" "well dwayne 'the rock' johnson is pretty good" "dwayne 'the rock' johnson is just okay" "that might be going a bit far" "we'll have to do a peer study to determine the overall quality of dwayne 'the rock' johnson" "that is a good idea"
"after years of research, we have determined that the overall quality of dwayne 'the rock' johnson is 'pretty good'" "nice" "twenty million dollars well-spent"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV   Fri May 15, 2015 10:23 pm

CHAPTOUR TWELVE:
"HEY EIF GUESS WHO JUST GOT INTO SMASH BROS" "ridley?!" Jakey glares at Eif with more animosity than previously thought possible. "it was me eif" "great" "you're just mad because i got in and you didn't" "sure" Jakey runs off to the Smash Zone. Eif turns around and notices a letter with a strange-looking seal on it.
"so then i'm like 'you're just mad because i got in and you didn't'" Jakey leans back, using Pikachu's head as an arm rest. "is that so?!" Eif stands in front of Jakey, triumphant. "DUDE GO AWAY THEY'LL THINK I SMUGGLED SOMEONE ELSE IN" "i-wait, 'someone else'?" Jakey points over his shoulder at Roy. Eif thrusts his hands out in confusion and disgust. "he isn't even from our series!!!" "dude calm down; it's not my fault we have too many swordsmen already" "so let me get this straight; you chose ROY, an irrelevant character who had already been cut (and for good reason), just to waste a slot by being a marth clone" "YO ROY" Jakey motions Roy over. "come check this fool man; he called you irrelevant" Roy doubles back in quiet rage. "he called you a waste of a slot" Roy's fury grows as he reaches his breaking point. "he called you a marth clone" "何性交か? ちょうど、私について言うクソあなたリトルビッチあなたが私のクラスの海軍シールのトップを卒業し私は Al-Quaeda の多数の秘密の襲撃に関与してきたと私は 300 以上の確認を殺す知っているがあります。ゴリラ戦の訓練を受けているし、私は全体の米国の武力のトップ狙撃兵。あなたは私にちょうどもう一つのターゲットです。一掃するに性交するが好きだが見た前にこの地球上の精度で、私のクソの言葉をマークします。あなたと、インターネットを介して私にたわごとを言って離れて得ることができると思いますか?もう一度、野郎だと思います。私の秘密を連絡しています私たちが話すのでスパイ米国とあなたの IP アドレス間のネットワーク トレースされて今すぐあなたの嵐に備えるようウジ。哀れな小さなものワイプ嵐をあなたの人生を呼び出します。あなたの子供死んで、クソです。私はいつでも、どこにすることができます 700 以上の方法であなたを殺すことができるし、それはちょうど私の素手。だけでなく私は広く、非武装の戦闘で訓練を受けていますが全体のアーセナル アメリカ合衆国海兵隊へのアクセスをあるし、少したわごとを大陸の表面を離れてあなたの悲惨なお尻を拭くために完全な範囲にそれが使用されます。どのような邪悪な報復を少し「賢い」コメントをあなたがあなたをダウンさせる知られている可能性があります、場合だけ多分だろう開催しているあなたのクソ舌。しかしあなたができませんでしたし、していない、馬鹿勝手今価格を支払っています。あなたの中の怒りをたわごとは、それに溺れるされます。あなたは死んで、きみをクソしています。" Roy knocks Eif the fuck out, taking one of his stock. Eif floats down on his platform as Roy storms off. "seriously eif why are you even here; i don't need a clone" "I WOULD NOT BE A CLONE" "that's what they said about ganondorf" Ganondorf clears his throat and knocks Jakey the fuck out, taking one of his stock. Jakey floats down on his platform as Ganondorf teleports out. "dude if ganondorf couldn't even get an original moveset, there's no chance in hell that they had enough time to create an original moveset for you" "wanna bet?!" Eif exhibits his moveset for Jakey. "dude you do that same thing i do with the baseball swing" "but mine's a throw and yours is a special move" "eif we share a move and are from the same series, thus you are a clone" "well what if you are a clone of me" "that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard" "what why" "i was here first" "yeah by like five minutes" "we're in agreement then" "why did i have to be in the same series as this guy i'm calling my agent" Eif storms off to call his agent. "HEY THEY COULD ALWAYS USE ANOTHER MARIO CLONE"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XIV   Fri May 15, 2015 10:23 pm

CHAPTOUR THIRTEEN:
"IT'S TIME FOR THE SAME ENDING AS ALWAYS BITCHES" "..." "..." "FUCK" "welp" "that's it, rpgboot is over" "i'm so sorry" "sorry doesn't cut it" The actors leave the set in shame. "what have i done" Eif turns and heads to the janitor's closet, head held in shame. "goodbye... cruel world" Eif hits himself over the head with a mop repeatedly. "ow" "lo all" Stevman does a kneeslide onto the set, shredding the shreddiest solo ever heard by mortal ears. "..." "..." "okay rpgboot's not over any more" "ow" "eif you can stop hitting yourself with that mop" "must atone for sins" "take me home" "NO MICHELLE IT IS TIME YOU LEARNED WHERE HOME IS" "but then my catchphrase would be meaningless" "we survive just fine without catchphrases!!!" "YOU HAVE NO SOULS" Michelle turns and heads for home. "where do i live" "sigh" Jakey and Michelle head home. "where's og loc when you need him"
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