Halloween Special 2015

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"bran we've been in this ancient egyptian pyramid for days now and we haven't found what we're searching for" "PATIENCE friends" "bran i am cold + scared" "me too" "also me" Bran slaps his companions across the face in sequence. "WE ARE MEN; WE DO NOT SHRINK IN THE FACE OF DANGER" "i think i just shrank in my pants" "hey what's that" The group turns and looks into a lit-up room with a golden sarcophagus inside of it. "AT LAST I, BRAN, HAVE FOUND WHAT IT IS WE SEEK" "oh good job bran" "yeah way to go" Bran shoves the lid off the sarcophagus to reveal a figure wrapped in bandages inside. "mummy will you tuck me in + read me a bedtime story" "oh yeah sorry how could i forget" The bandaged figure tucks Bran, Eif, Taylor, and Jakey into bed and reads them their favourite bedtime story,  Branfic, a New Hampshire Times best-selling romance novel. As the kids fall asleep, the bandaged figure returns to watch the game. "yo dog what took so long" "you know how kids are" "word" "now pass me some of that halloweed" The two bandaged figures blaze it and watch the game between the Denver Denverians and A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"