Windows: Skipped Numbers are Edgy

I get it. Your shitty fucking code doesn't allow you to name it "Windows 9". Whatever.
And, of course, you just fucking HAVE to name it by its number, like all the other Windowses.
OH FUCKING WAIT NO YOU DON'T

>Windows
>Windows '95
>Windows '98
>Windows ME
>Windows XP
>Windows Vista
>Windows 7
>Windows 8

WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THE NEXT NUMBER SEQUENTIALLY EXCEPT NOT REALLY
IF IT WERE 2010 SURE
BUT IT'S FUCKING HALF A DECADE PAST THAT

Suggested names:
Windows Nine
Windows　9
Windows_9
Windows #9
Windows IX
Windows 九
Windows 8+1
Windows 3²
Windows x(3⋅3) = 81 [Solve for x]
Windows < 10
Windows > 8
Windows Pluto
Windows Cat's Lives
Windows '15 ('16?)
Windows Not-9
Windows Super Deluxe
Windows Revolution
Windows Adventure 2: Battle
Windows 8 Jr.
Windows :3
Windows N9ne
Windows XD: Gale of Darkness
Windows!
Windows for Wii U and 3DS
Windows Kerfuffle
Windows 8-2
Lightning Returns: Windows 8
The Amazing Windows 9
Spectacular Windows 9
Ultimate Windows 9
Web of Windows 9
Nevermind the Bollocks! Here's Windows 9!
WxP: Windows XP