ROSH HASHANAH SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"EIF i have got THE BIG GAME (it's sports)" "you mean" "MADDEN 15 BABY" "FUCKING MADDEN" Eif doubles over and screams with all his might. "TENGH" "FOOTBALL" "POP THAT SHIT IN" Jakey ejects the copy of Madden 14 from the Xbone and chucks it in the trash, placing Madden 15 into the disc tray. "I AM GOING TO BE THE DOVER BRONCOS" "WHAT NO I AM GOING TO BE THE DOVER BRONCOS" "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPECT THE DEATH OF 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS'S STAR, PAUL WELKER, WITHOUT PLAYING AS THE DOVER BRONCOS" "WELL HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT MY HOME STATE OF DELAWARE IF I CANNOT PLAY AS THE DOVER BRONCOS" "THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS" Jakey and Eif grab their officially-licensed Dover Broncos jackets and hop into the car, having Svart drive them up to the top of the tallest mountain in all of Delaware. "OH WISE MASTER ROSH HASHANAH; WHICH ONE OF US SHOULD PLAY AS THE DOVER BRONCOS" "neither" "WHAT" "neither because i am going to play as the dover broncos" Master Rosh Hashanah whips out four Xbone controllers and turns on the Xbone to play Madden 15 with Jakey, Eif, and A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"