INDEPENDENCE DAY SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"EIF IT IS CANADA DAY TIME TO BE CANADIAN" "ALL RIGHT" Eif grabs a maple syrup and starts eating. "LOOK AT ME I'M GOING TO WATCH A GAME OF 'HOCKEY'" "I AM GOING TO RESPECT THE SHIT OUT OF MY FELLOW MAN" "I AM EATING A 'WALRUS'" "I AM GOING TO END ALL MY SENTENCES WITH 'EH?', EH?" "i can't top your canadian-ness" Eif is crowned the King of Being Canadian by A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT "wait... shit"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"