EPYSODE ONE:
"honey i'm home" "jakey we need to talk" "w-what is it kathy" "i'm not kathy" "GASP" "I'M REALLY HER TWIN SISTER, CARRIE" "WHAAAAAT" "THIS WAS A TEST TO SEE IF YOU'D NOTICE AND YOU DIDN'T" "come on kathy it's an honest mistake" "... i'm... still carrie" "i'm still confused" "... so am i" Jakey and Carrie sit on the couch to watch television.