EPYSODE ONE:
“amiee :3 have you seen the remote” “no you must have misplaced it” Drum-like beats sound in Eif’s head. “oh… oh no” Eif tears up the couch cushions searching for the remote, but to no avail. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” “can’t you just get up and change the channel on the satellite box” “DO NOT EVEN JOKE ABOUT SUCH THINGS” Eif flips over the couch, revealing 100 Alabama Fun Bux, a squirrel, and a copy of Avril Lavigne’s hit single, “Sk8r Boi”. Eif picks up the copy of Avril Lavigne’s hit single, “Sk8r Boi”. “why have you forsaken me, lord” “… that’s not the lord, that’s just avril lavigne” “I WILL NOT TOLERATE SUCH BLASPHEMY IN MY HOUSE” “bu-“ “OUT” Amiee :3 exits the house, leaving Eif alone, stroking his copy of Avril Lavigne’s hit single, “Sk8r Boi”.