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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13789 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: The Tomato of Justice (season 2) Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:28 pm | |
| EPYSODE ONE: "help help" "Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha There Is No One To Help You Now" "You Said It, Robert Truckdriver" "ZERO OUT OF TEN" "Oh Fuck, It's The Tomato Of Justice" "Guess We'd Better Go Home" Robert Truckdriver 97 and Robert Truckdriver 34 hang their heads and leave. "thanks, the tomato of justice" "whenever a citizen is in peril, i'll be there" The Tomato of Justice flies away, leaving Tara Turnip tied to the railroad tracks. "wait no wait help" A train comes barreling across the tracks. "well shit" |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13789 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: The Tomato of Justice (season 2) Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:28 pm | |
| EPYSODE TWO: "what's the problem here" "oh, the tomato of justice, there was a MURDER" "a murder?!" "we think it was-" "putrid pickle?! he is rotten to the core" "but-" "STAY IN YOUR HOME, CITIZEN, I, THE TOMATO OF JUSTICE, AM ON THIS CASE" "but i'm-" The Tomato of Justice flies off. "constable cucumber" |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13789 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: The Tomato of Justice (season 2) Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:28 pm | |
| EPYSODE THREE: "STOP RIGHT THERE, PUTRID PICKLE" "could you please stop calling me that; my name is paul pickle" "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF... SOMEONE" "what i've been here all night watching the game with judge jalapeno" "TELL IT TO THE JUDGE" "uh" The Tomato of Justice grabs Paul Pickle by the arm and flies him to the local jail. |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13789 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: The Tomato of Justice (season 2) Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:28 pm | |
| EPYSODE FOUR: "the tomato of justice, paul pickle was let off" "WHAT" "there was zero evidence against him" "THIS IS WHY THE COURTS DO NOT WORK" "no, this is exactly why they do work" "0/10" "anyway our new suspect i-" "RETARDED RUTEBEGA, OF COURSE" "bu-" "he's rotten to the core" "that's what you said about paul pickle" "he is also rotten to the core" "bu-" The Tomato of Justice flies off. "goddammit" |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13789 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: The Tomato of Justice (season 2) Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:29 pm | |
| EPYSODE FIVE: "STOP RIGHT THERE, RETARDED RUTEBEGA" "could you please stop calling me that; i have a phd in astrophysics" "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE CRIME OF... SOMETHING" "uh-huh" Rudy Rutebega returns to his book. "TELL IT TO THE JUDGE" "uh-huh" The Tomato of Justice grabs Rudy Rutebega and flies him to the local jail. |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13789 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: The Tomato of Justice (season 2) Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:29 pm | |
| EPYSODE SIX: "the tomato of justice, rudy rutebega was let off" "WHAT" "there was zero evidence against him" "THIS IS WHY THE COURTS DO NOT WORK" "no, this is exactly why they do work" "0/10" "anyway, i'm running you in fo-" "WAIT JUST A MINUTE; YOU'RE A PART OF THIS CONSPIRACY" "what" "you're rotten to the core" "uh-" "TELL IT TO THE JUDGE" The Tomato of Justice grabs Constable Cucumber and flies him to the local jail. |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13789 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: The Tomato of Justice (season 2) Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:29 pm | |
| EPYSODE SEVEN: "the tomato of justice, i was let off" "WHAT" "there was zero evidence against me" "THIS IS WHY THE COURTS DO NOT WORK" "no, this is exactly why they do work" "0/10" "anyway, you're still under arrest" "so this is it" A single tear streams down The Tomato of Justice's cheek. "it ends here; not in a hall of glory, but one of corruption" "uh-" "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE" The Tomato of Justice leaps out the window and smacks into the pavement. "uh" THE END |
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