EPYSODE ONE:
"YABBA-DABBA-DOO" Jakey slides down a dinosaur's tail into RockStop. "jakey want rocks for rockstation 3" "but rockstation 3 no have rocks" "UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP" Jakey gets out his club, rears back, and smashes Taylor over the head. "UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP" Jakey jumps up and down on Taylor's unconcious body and begins looting all of RockStop's Rockbox 360s and RockStation 3s. Jakey drags the large sack of Rockbox 360s and RockStation 3s home. "jakey what we do with rockstation 3s rockstation 3 no have rocks" "we sell rockstation 3s for high price to buy rocking pc" "jakey are genius" Jakey and Eif sell all the RockStation 3s and then buy a new rocking PC. "jakey ready to play rocks on high-end pc" Jakey boots up his new rocking PC, causing it to catch fire instantly. "what that" Eif attempts to touch the fire, but quickly redraws his hand. "OW BRIGHT LIGHT HURTING" "UNGA BUNGA NVIDIA"
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