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 Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] Daylight Savings Time Special Part Two

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PostSubject: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] Daylight Savings Time Special Part Two   Sun Mar 09, 2014 2:02 am

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"so then i says to the guy i says 'hey can you please move your car it is blocking the fire hydrant and i need to get at that so that i can plug my hose into it and cause people to not-die'" "oh god what did he do next" "he moved his car" "wow" "hey why is this clock wrong" Bran sets the clock an hour ahead, to real time. Jakey and Eif pop back into existence, rolling around in a giant dust cloud and punching eachother. "hey look we're not in an infinite void any more" "sweet" "hey let's go to the IHOP and get some pancakes" "i'm down for that shit nigga" Jakey and Eif hop into the Eifmobile and drive to the IHOP. "hello what can i get you" "i will get the SMILEY STACK" "i will also have a SMILEY STACK" "sorry we are out of SMILEY STACKS" "WHAT" "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE" Jakey and Eif storm off, but go the wrong way and end up in the ladies' restroom. "uh" "that... didn't go as i'd hoped" "we can't leave where everyone can see us or our moment will be ruined!!!" "search for some secret exits!!!" Jakey and Eif grope the walls, until Eif finds a secret door. "FOUND IT" Eif pulls the door open to find a newspaper-reading HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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