DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SPECIAL:
"jakey today we have to set the clocks backward" "eif it is not a prank if you tell the person what you are doing" "no it's daylight savings time" "what" "we set the clocks back to gain an hour of daylight" "what you can't do that" "yeah watch" Eif dials back the hands of the grandfather clock. "NO YOU IDIOT YOU'LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX" Jakey and Eif warp back in time an hour. "OH NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE" "oh hey look it's jakey" "YOU ARE LUCKY THAT I AM ASLEEP AND NOT AWAKE TO CREATE A PARADOX" "why are you asleep at four in the afternoon" "... because i don't like to wake up before the crack of dawn?" "but-" "EIF FOCUS" "but-" "HOW DO WE GET BACK TO OUR OWN TIME" "shrug" Jakey twitches in place. "THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID ARROGANCE WANTING TO 'SAVE DAYLIGHT' BUT LOOK AT WHAT HAS HAPPENED; I COULD WAKE UP AT ANY MINUTE AND CREATE A TEAR IN THE TIME STREAM" "yelling won't help you stay asleep" "FUCK YOU" Jakey wakes up. "who was that yelling and why did i find his voice so amazing + really cool + attractive to the ladies" "OH FUCK" "oh hey jakey how do you feel" "NOOOOOOOOOOO" The time stream tears itself apart, leaving Jakey, Jakey, and Eif floating in an infinite void. "SEE WHAT YOUR HUBRIS HAS CAUSED" "if you hadn't been yelling so much we wouldn't be in this infinite void" "OH THAT IS IT" Jakey whacks Eif over the head with A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"