INDEPENDENCE DAY SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"EIF IT IS CHINA DAY TIME TO BE CHINESE" "ALL RIGHT" Eif grabs a Lo Mein and starts eating. "LOOK AT ME I'M GETTING CENSORED BY THE 'GOVERNMENT'" "I AM ENJOYING THE CHINESE VERSION OF 'GOOGLE' AS OUR GOVERNMENT IS MONITORING THE INTERNET FOR POTENTIALLY HARMFUL 'WEBSITES'" "I AM EATING A 'PORK BUN'" "I AM WORKING IN A 'FACTORY' FOR PENNIES SO THAT I CAN MAKE 'SHOES' FOR AMERICANS TO BUY AT TOP-DOLLAR" "i can't top your chinese-ness" Eif is crowned the King of Being Chinese by A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT "wait... shit"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"